random out of place shout outs
 

have you ever been doing something, then somebody, out of nowhere, shouts something weird out?

to give an example: there was a fight at school and i was passing by when some guy who was watching it shouted out"I LIKE MIDGET PORN!!!"

now you try!

Once, I was at Disneyland, and this guy was walking by, and he said "I had another pair of pants."

I'd like to use this thread to give a shout out to all my h0m335 at the fransican monestary! U r0xx0r5!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!1....okay, that a random out of place shout out for ya? So, in closing, monks are cool, because Jesus lets them have their wisdom bonus to AC, and I left them a nice 1337 message on a message board.

thats not really what i meant by "shout outs" but its ok. i was meaning other people shouting out random stuff...

oh....>.<...well, let's see, I have a friend who will randomly ask people, "have you ever seen a fat man dance naked on a full moon?" He's a bit off....

With the people I hang out with, I could make a hugely long post about this subject. Let's see, I usually randomly yell out WHOOSH or BOOSH or something along those lines, heh. One of my friends, phil, will interupt people he doesn't know with "your mom". Meghan randomly screams boobies and lunges at mine in public places. >..< Uhmm, I once heard a guy in line yell out "food is yummy in my tummy" when he was alone in line. I ended up talking to him, hah.

I've heard so many things.. I worked at a lan gaming center, people were yelling out random things all the time. One time, a guy died and he yelled out "Holy shnikey!" loud enough to like, drown out all the sounds of the game and stuff. I think one of the weirdest things was this one creepy guy, just randomly saying to me when we weren't talking and I was just sitting behind the counter "I like to have sex with lil boys" and actually being perfectly serious.. I've seen him hit on lil boys and he never once checked out a girl that I saw.

Ah, I understand your situation all too well. Let's see, my best friend has taken to shouting out random quotes from Family Guy every other sentence. It gets really annoying at times. We'll be talking and he'll say things like "For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you." It sounds funny, but it gets old fast.

Then there was the one time where we were all driving somewhere. We were talking and for some reason we all ran into this awkward silence. At that precise moment, my friend (different one) shouts, "CRUMPETS!" for no apparent reason. It was the most random thing I ever heard and we were all laughing for a long time afterward.

I had a classmate who would, without a clear reason, just burst out in a uncontrollable laugh. And I don't mean giggle a bit, I mean a very LOUD laugh. The kind of laughs that make you choke on some food you were trying to get down your throat, that kind of laugh.

Joey, I love you man! (In a non-homosexual kind of way.)

I remember one guy in my computers class (Programming, whoop! ><,) who would randomly interrupt any conversation. Half of the time, you'd hear something like:
"And she was going 'Euhhhhh, but that movie is so crap!'--"
"YOU'RE A MOVIE!!"

Another guy exclaimed that his nipples were melting. o_O

"Look guys, this is important to me, you have to look at my penis and give me an honest opinion."

all I can say is, lets hope size doesn't matter.

true story too, he just whipped it out in a bar, it would have been hilarious were it not for the overwhelming horror.