Sqirrels.
 

First off, Foamy, change your avatar.
The rest of you, work with me to end the sqirrely tyrency! (Yes I can't spell)
I and severel friends have all been attacked by squirrels, so I urge you to spread this urgent news I have discovered.
Squirrels are smart enough to take over the world.
So from now on, when you see a squirrel, don't stop and say "How cute!" Shun them, when they realise that their cuteness has no power over you they will reviel themselves as the mindless killers that they are! We must stop them and their squirrely wrath!

:eek: Not squirrels!

I knew it all along...

He is right, we must stop my competition-err...these horrible vermin from conquering all that is dear to us!

Squirrels eat BABIES!

Rats with more people skills.

I'm on to you...
Squirrels would never eat babies they would baby-sit the baby. Squirrels are our friends.
It's better not to make them mad or they will kill you first. In conclusion, squirrels rock.

I'm glad SOME people are catching on. I'm scared of squirrels. The ones around here are as big as rabbits and totally defiant of humans. I can't count the number of times I've had the crap scared out of me by this huge grey thing exploding out of a trash can less than a foot away from me.
Down with the squirrels!

See, I told ya, I am proud to see so many people who can see sense. Oh, and Dragonsbane, squirrels aren't your only competition.

How much did they pay you to say that? Were those acorns really worth it!?

They ate my Jack O'Lantern this Halloween... :(

For that, they shall PAY!

Yeh, see, spread the news! Together we can stop them and their little cocktail stick spears!
Oh, by the way dragonsbane, love your signiture.

They sit there on the fence post, all cute and innocent, but then they strike with such abandon and ferocity as to make the very bravest beg for mercy. Damn their bushy-tailed evil...The only way to stop these vile fiends is to cut off their acorn supply!!