Hey now! I'll have you know that I'm French and as long as I lead my people we will never surrender! The French have just signed a peace treaty with the squirrels and the Foamy Card Cult now has representatives in the French Government.

I am the new age Napoleon! We shall prevail!

I guess that means we will have to take care of the French even faster. *Snatches Atomic bomb and takes off for France.*

I must defend Japan so that I can take it for myself. All the hentai and bishoujo games must be mine! (modifies my MagiTek Armor to have nukes like the Metal Gear)

Besides, you can't take Japan! They'll defeat your armies with their tiny compact things that beep incessently.

Dibs on New Zealand! And Ireland. I'll make sure to rid those areas of squirrels... I'll send the Yorkies after them! Afterall, that's what Yorkies were originally bred for.

I call dibs on the Netherlands! I shall maintain a safe haven for all the weakened, male, soldiers! (Red Light District, jeweettoch?) We here have been fighting a long, covert war against squirrels so there are almost none here.

WTFH?! When the hell did this crap pop up?! My squirrel ninja armies will destroy you all and then laugh at you and bury you for winter storage. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!111

It popped up when you weren't here. If you were here you would have replied a lot sooner. :p Anyway let them there ninja squirrels come. We're ready for ya!

They already have, you just don't know it. They have been running everything from behind the scenes and you should be dead in the next few minutes!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Thou dareth test the might of a near god-like demon-man? I am Melfice! The army of darkness is at my side! The god Valmar houses in my body, I cannot be beaten merely by squirrel ninjas!

Please note that though I am evil, demonic and just plain old mean, I still celebrate christmas. (points to his avatar)

They are not just mere squirrel ninjas! There are many classes of squirrel ninjas. They go from your average master ninja to the uber powerful ninja/monk/summoner!

Why the hell are you people rallying against me anyways? You are all listening to an idiotic moron of a N00B!!!!!!!

Dragonsbane!!! I can't believe you would betray me like that!!! You shall have a slow and uber painful death. I will leave the n00b to be the last to die so he an watch his allies die. Then when his sentence is being carried out no one shall be there to help him. :bmage: :mad: