The Warring States of NPF

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*Checks the time*

I think any stretch that can be taken from "In a matter of minutes" has passed... I'm still alive. I think everyone else is too? These squirrels are all talk. If you do happen to see one 'attacking' you, I'll betcha it'll run with its tail between its legs if you give in a stern look. Bah, squirrels a threat, preposterous I say!

You are dead. Physically you are not dead but to everyone you know and to the whole world you never existed. So your life is dead and there is no way you can rebuild it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The following may seem unrelated, but I know your squirrels did it!

Would you mind changing your sig Foamy? The blue and purple is hurting my eyes. Auch!

By the way, I'm not rallying against YOU, just rallying against squirrels.

Yay, my plan is working. See if I blind you you will not be able to fight me as well as you would if you could see.

PASTULIO ROCKS!

...eheh. Sorry. Please carry on.

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Originally Posted by Foamy

They are not just mere squirrel ninjas! There are many classes of squirrel ninjas. They go from your average master ninja to the uber powerful ninja/monk/summoner!

Why the hell are you people rallying against me anyways? You are all listening to an idiotic moron of a N00B!!!!!!!

Dragonsbane!!! I can't believe you would betray me like that!!! You shall have a slow and uber painful death. I will leave the n00b to be the last to die so he an watch his allies die. Then when his sentence is being carried out no one shall be there to help him. :bmage: :mad:

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

It is already too late. Your armies have been devouring poison acorns, and all your stores have been contaminated. This is the end of the Squirrel Age...and the dawn of the Empire! *smirks, cloak swirling dramatically around him*

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Originally Posted by Foamy

You are dead. Physically you are not dead but to everyone you know and to the whole world you never existed. So your life is dead and there is no way you can rebuild it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

She looks fairly alive to me. :p

First I'd like to know this: What the bloody hell is Pastulio!?

Now that the age of Squirrels has been ended, I shall take rise as the new emperor! I will be a cruel and merciless emperor, but once a week we'll have a great ball at the palace. Of course everybody's invited.

EDIT: By the way, that erasing from existance gig? Hasn't that been done in a movie already?

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Originally Posted by Melfice

First I'd like to know this: What the bloody hell is Pastulio!?

I believe it has something to do with Invader Zim.

Oh, and finally the squirrels evilness will be taken care of! And I don't even have to lift a finger! Heeheehee! =Þ

You will be Emperor, Melfice, but I will be the true power in the Empire

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First I'd like to know this: What the bloody hell is Pastulio!?

An hypnotic boil that forces children to do its evil bidding...