The racoons have now gone on strike. They are demanding equality among humans and they request Britan. If they don't get what they want, soon they will take someone hostage. They could maybe even become in alliance with the squirrels.

when will you all learn that the true threat is that of the monkeys. They walk among us in secret and steal our banananas!

Not just bannanas but bannanas of DOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No... monkeys just suck. Squirrls are everywhere, their in our trees, our roads, our parks, and outside our homes. They run around the whole world eating nuts and thinking that they own the... place. Squirrls are even in some peoples homes. Squirrls are the real threat here, not no stupid monkeys. The only other possible bringer of human annhilation are little kinttens and the rest of the freaking cat population. Look at it, cats are absolutely everywhere and are almost as bad as squirrls. Maybe... a scary thought... they've allied together and plan to destroy us all one day. :(

Bannana? hmm i alwys knew this. But bannanas are not a threat to me.

HA!! I am new here so yea!!! woohoo!! I just love gettin in peoples grills!!

Oh please. Everyone and their mother controls the army of darkness around here.

With me on the squirrels side, there's nothing you can do. I raise the dead. Every casuality be it squirrel or not is an addition to my side.

Who's Valmar? Isn't that the guy who produces the little bottles of glue kids in elementary school carrry with them? :p

SQUIRRELS are going to screw the freaking army of darkness. They'll beat them into submission and boil them alive... errr... dead?

I'll help the squirrels... mainly to find out if they've already allied with the cats around the world.

the squirrels would be fools to ally with the cats, for the cats would merely devour the critters once they had finished.

Cats are horrible little beasts. Even if they wanted to ally themselves with the squirrels, I won't let them! After I've slain the rebellion, I will turn my attention toward the extermination of felines everywhere! We shall usher in a new era in which the French and squirrels rule the world!

To arms and forelegs my bretheren!