The racoons have now gone on strike. They are demanding equality among humans and they request Britan. If they don't get what they want, soon they will take someone hostage. They could maybe even become in alliance with the squirrels.

when will you all learn that the true threat is that of the monkeys. They walk among us in secret and steal our banananas!

Not just bannanas but bannanas of DOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No... monkeys just suck. Squirrls are everywhere, their in our trees, our roads, our parks, and outside our homes. They run around the whole world eating nuts and thinking that they own the... place. Squirrls are even in some peoples homes. Squirrls are the real threat here, not no stupid monkeys. The only other possible bringer of human annhilation are little kinttens and the rest of the freaking cat population. Look at it, cats are absolutely everywhere and are almost as bad as squirrls. Maybe... a scary thought... they've allied together and plan to destroy us all one day. :(

Bannana? hmm i alwys knew this. But bannanas are not a threat to me.

HA!! I am new here so yea!!! woohoo!! I just love gettin in peoples grills!!

Oh please. Everyone and their mother controls the army of darkness around here.

With me on the squirrels side, there's nothing you can do. I raise the dead. Every casuality be it squirrel or not is an addition to my side.

Who's Valmar? Isn't that the guy who produces the little bottles of glue kids in elementary school carrry with them? :p

SQUIRRELS are going to screw the freaking army of darkness. They'll beat them into submission and boil them alive... errr... dead?

I'll help the squirrels... mainly to find out if they've already allied with the cats around the world.

the squirrels would be fools to ally with the cats, for the cats would merely devour the critters once they had finished.

Cats are horrible little beasts. Even if they wanted to ally themselves with the squirrels, I won't let them! After I've slain the rebellion, I will turn my attention toward the extermination of felines everywhere! We shall usher in a new era in which the French and squirrels rule the world!

To arms and forelegs my bretheren!

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im with the empire and i claim america and all of its nukes BOW DOWN BEFORE ME i shall KILL evryone and ill still be a better pres thnen BUSH MHAHHA

Yay, thankyou for your support comrades! With your help we shall secretly take over the world behind the scenes and every one of these fools with out anyone noticing and blame it on Starbucks.

Yes, yes, yes. All of your world domination plans are all well and good but none of you can surpas the might that I can assemble.

For you see, I happen to be a good friend of a VERY important person. Oh yes, very importent indeed. Who is he? I shall tell you.

He is both the Squrrel King and the Chipmunk Queen!!!! (In his own words. I'm not making this stuff up. :rolleyes: )

P.S. Am I aware that I can't spell squrell? Or is it squreil? Ah, who knows?! :cool:

Valmar is some sort of evil god in opposition to the god of light, Granas, in Grandia 2. Besides, why have Valmar when you can have Millenia! That redhead is the bomb diggity, yo!

Besides, all of your ninja squirrels, your raccoons, your dark armies...all of them fall before the might of my chibi mecha-piloting cat girls that wear bunny suits! Bow down before my totally bizarre might!

Sure, Millenia is my queen. We've both agreed not to absorb eachother. Nights are sweet in the castle...
But Valmar is just inside me...

Anyway, wanna join up? Joining the awesome power of bunny suit wearing cat girls, piloting chibi-mecha's with my powers would prove unstoppable!

Raccoons would never stop us. Dare I say that not even monkeys would!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Sorry for that...

Ya know what, i'm gonna report the n00b.

Yes...yes...with the might of Valmar and the chibi mecha-piloting cat girls with bunny suits combined with my already overwhelming force of tiny electronic doohickeys that beep incessantly, nothing can stand in our way!

Keep it simple stupid! Too much complicated things in your army could destroy you. That's why I only have Squirrels with different fighting classes. It's easier to control and command.

Okay, after recieving the reported post, I've looked in the thread, but I'm not closing it for the reasons reported. This has become far too much spam than random conversation. Not only this, but you're nearing your page limit anyway.

Here's to all the squirrels, and down with spam, says I.