We Got Him!
 

Dec. 13th 2003 American forces found new clues that led them to the small cellar of a house 65km outside of Tikrit. There they found a man who buried himself in a small hole in the cellar. This man has been identified and confirmed as Saddam Hussein. The real one.

And praise god for it. Now that it's 2 or 3 months and we've finally captured the government, lets actually make one.

Of course, they SAY it's the real Saddam Hussein. Ever heard of the landing on the moon thing? How that never really happened? I won't bore you with all the details, aside from the fact that 1. With sixties technology, do you really thing we could have pulled that off? And 2. In the famous picture with old whats-his-face holding up the US flag, it's flapping in the wind. Where the moon HAS no atmosphere.

Of course they could have hired an actor. Hell, Pierce Brosnan looked just like Saddam does in Die Another Day when the North Koreans let him go. They also say they confirmed it with a DNA test. Of course, the US did this DNA test. Who's to say it isn't actually...I dunno. Kelsey Grammer?

Well on the plus side, Michael Jackson can rest assured he won't be bothered for about another six months now.

Oh jeeze. More of you skeptics. Yes, I highly highly highly belive that wuith sixties technology we could have pulled it off. Lemme guess, you think the aliens carved out the pyramids too? How the hell did they do that?
And I figure that some where along the lines they would find SOMEONE. I mean come on, America has a habit of getting into wars and letting the leaders die or get away. *cough*Osama*cough*

I'm just going to ignore that blatently false attack on the moon landing because that's just way of topic.

This is extremely good news. Now more of the Iraqi's should trust us. Hopefully we won't squander that new earned trust by interferring in what ever type of government they would chose.

Indeed, Kuja - keep to the topic.

As it stands, they're testing to see if this IS the real Saddam and not just one of his lookalikes. I'm just glad we've finally gotten somewhere.

They have footage. I wouldn't be surprised if it's him. If this isn't a sham, then it's a damn good thing we caught the bastard. They're busy with DNA tests and interrogations. We'll know eventually if it's him or another look-alike.

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W00t, a FOX viewer. The military has a much higher degree of technology available than the average citizen. There's no doubt that they got people into space. After that point the whole scheme gets much easier. Considering the hundreds of lives lost on the Russian side, and the handful we lost, as well as billions of dollars into the project, it would've been a shitload more economic if they just WENT there instead of faking it.

It has 1/6 Earth gravity. If you touch something it'll react a lot more. With no friction to slow down the flag after it's been handled, it'll shudder a lot longer than on Earth. Note: a secret warehouse doesn't have wind either, and if there were any you'd see dust going everywhere.

Also note: they brought back shitloads of rocks that were completely different from what we thought the moon would have. They were pourous, irradiated by solar wind, and had very little iron and no water at all. We thought before we went it'd be full of water and iron since those are common on Earth, and that the Moon had a magnetic field to keep the sun's radiation out of the rocks.

The lack of stars in most Apollo pictures is another thing harped on by skeptics. Without any atmosphere to block the sun in space, it's a lot brighter. The contrast in the images the astronauts took had to be lowered so everything wouldn't be blindingly white, taking out most of the stars.

There are large Saturn V capsules floating around Earth and Moon still that people have spotted through telescopes. If all they did was go into orbit, everything would've fallen back to Earth.

The only thing the skeptic argument does have going for it is that they suspiciously dismantled all the ships and rockets afterwords, which makes little sense if you're wanting to prove you went there. We'd have to rebuild everything to do it again.

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Mental, I had already said for Kuja to remain on topic. If you want to discuss the moon landing, cut from this thread and paste into a new one.

So what do you think is going to happen now with the bastard? Why don't they just kill him already? How could a mass murderer like him not be sentenced to death? Furthermore, does anyone really think he needs a trial to proove him guilty when we already had enough frigging evidence of him being guilty to start a bloody war?

It's the principle of Justice that matters most. Killing him without a trial makes us no better than him. I would hope he's tried with the Hague, but I heard Bush administration wants him tried by the Iraqi people. I think either one is good.