Oh the things we say.....
 

Ever had a friend or random person say something that just made you crack up? For example, back in Meridian, MS, me and a friend were doing a little bowling (Something I'd never done before) and I was beating him, when out of the blue he said "According to my ball, I'm a loser."

Almost fell out of my chair after that one.

Tongue in cheek genetalia comment naturally follows.

Eh, I think it was a play on the Magic 8 Ball, Shiney. Not all jokes are about naughty bits, y'know.

SWK

Well, he's also the same person who while traveling through Chicago O'Hare's "Happy Hallway" (A long hall filled with neon lights, rainbow glass walls, and circusesque music) he started doing his "Drunken goblin voice" going "Wwwwweeeeeeeeeee! Happy happy! Happy colors!"

It was both emberassing and halerious at the same time. At least he kept it on the down low and there wasn't too many people on the same walkway as us.

Yes. We were talking to my rich friend durring lunch when the topic of marrige came up.
RF: I will never get married. I see no need to. Its just an expence! What good can come of it?
Me: Well, you can do it whenever you want!
RF: Do Wha... Oh you little!!
Didn't stop laughing till next block. More to come if I remember it.

All the good ones are.

Whenever two people arbitrarily say the same thing at the same time.

My couson and I frequentley say the same thing at the same time. Not only simple things, mind you, but sometimes lengthy statements. The thing that makes it even funnier is that we keep the same tempo and put the same pauses between different parts of the thought. It's just one of those things you would have to be there to get the full effect.

I frequentley say things that cause my friends to say "I can't beleive you just said that" and start laughing uncontrollably. Next time I say one I'll be sure to post it (assuming I remember to remember it ^^)

A conversation of humor
Sister: You're over analyzing everything
Step Dad: what does 'analyze' mean?
Sister: um...it's like....what if he used a blow torch instead of a bar of soap.
Much laughter insued, followed by attempts to figure out when such a statement would actually work. Most of the ones found are not safe to post.