Are you really a Geek?
 

So you think your a geek?
Well to be a geek you must answer these questions corectly.
1)You have been told to stay off the computer but no one is in the house do you:
a)get on straight away and do lods of other stuff your not aloud.
b)Go on but just quickly check your email.
c)Go on and check email and then say sorry when some one gets back.
d)lave the computer alone and watch TV.

2)You want to have a D and D tornament but your flat mate says no.
do you:
a) do it behind his back.
b)invite him to join in.
c) Tell your friends its of.

3) You have a chose of 5 books wich do you chose.
a)Hack the planet manule.
b)Computing for dumise.
c)Fighting Fanstay
d)Harry Potter
e)Elma the elaphant.

So you think your a geek?
Well to be a geek you must answer these questions corectly.
1)You have been told to stay off the computer but no one is in the house do you:
b)Go on but just quickly check your email.

2)You want to have a D and D tornament but your flat mate says no.
do you:
b) invite him to join in. (If I were actually into D&D, that is.)

3) You have a choice of 5 books wich do you chose.
d)Harry Potter

And not to put you down, but work on the spelling, m'kay?

1.) B, go on to check for updates at Elitefts.

2.) I'd do it anyway, but not behind his back.

3.) Elma the Elephant! Wheee!

I'd slap Justen across the face with my penis and call him a moron. And then I'd slap his face in with my daito. And then I'd hit the battered remains of his skull, hopefully with broken flesh and brain matter spewed about, with my axe and turn whatever is left of his neck and up into red goo.

Moral of the story: These kinds of things are dumb. Granted, it's rare that I ever post in these kinds of things just on principle, but for the sake of all that I consider good, why do you people (those like Justen) keep joining and posting this shit?!

Also, what the FLIPPING FUCK is a "D and D" tournament?

Learn to spell, first. Any "geek" can spell. (I'm aware of typos, but c'mon!) Also, any "geek" who does nothing but mainstream garble is just a fuckin twit.

No matter what you do, Justen, you have committed irreparable crimes against humanity (namely myself), and, in great angst, I will do upon you the only justice reasonable for such a heinous act. (Read as above) Then, when I'm done tormenting your thrice dead remains, I will strip away your soul from your flesh, render it into my own domain of torture and demise, and do what with you whatever I wish until I myself die. Then I'll continue with your torture in the realm of the dead.

I make the suggestion of not being a moron in the vain attempt to sound funny.

Really, I do.

(And for those of you who participated...whyyyy?! You should be helping me verbally beat this putz, not...y'know...posting back with "answers"!)

Ah well...::prepares weapons::

erm... I'll have to agree with LordTobias on this one (albeit in a less genital-slapping manner). Honestly, he did better than you at the impossible task of defining what geek is (and I mean this as a compliment) without even answering any of your horribly misguided questions.

Amen.

Besides, the real geeks out there don't need a test to tell us what we are :D

The man tries to make an interesting thread and you come on and post for the sole purpose of insulting him? It's the internet, not a Japanese algebra class. A few mistakes in a post that don't make any difference towards it's legibility doesn't warrant a verbal tongue lashing by a self-proclaimed authority over who and who isn't a "moron." What gets me is that you "know" he isn't going to take anything you say to heart and you "know" that he's going to get pissed at you, yet you still posted that bullshit just to stir up trouble.

By the way, D "and" D stands for Dungeons AND Dragons. I'd think you, of all people, would understand that abbreviations such as "N" for "and" are works of Satan and anyone that uses them should be castrated.


Anyway, back to the thread-starter.. When do we get some answers for these, man?

That would be a Dungeons and Dragons tournament. Easy killer, Justen is just a newb, give him some time to learn proper ettiquette before you go and flame him that harshly.

It's not within anyone's rights to talk to anyone like that, Lord Tobias. That's called flaming and it's against the rules of this forum. Before you go insulting others, you should take a good look in the mirror.

Back on topic:

1. A
2. B
3. D

1. A - no one tells me what to do
2. Wouldn't be playing D&D anyway...
3. D is a good read

Must agree with adamark.
Justen, the term is nerd, not geek.
LordTobias, what crawled up your ass and died?