Universal Domination
 

A while back during the start of this section there was a world domination thread. It was a big hit of course and was followed by many how evil are you threads. I was thinking recently and wondered if those among you that profess true villiany have farther reaching goals. The logistics of Universal Domination far eclisp that of world domination and every villian worth his salt should be ready to sieze, or make, the chance should fate provide the opertunity. (This is not a shamless ploy to steal your ideas or find out ahead of time to stop them. I swear. Don't look at me like that!)

I'm sorry, this thread is useless. I already conquered the universe. I just haven't gotten around to telling the Earthlings yet. I have more important things to do.

Well mind telling us how you managed it. That and there is always the possiblity of revolt and over throw. There are still things to be discussed here.

Operation Flawless
 

To take over the world... Take over the most powerfull country first. To do so:
1. Convince the people that rights come from the government and not from a higher power.
2. Create free public education and require that it conform to "Government Standards" as Hitler said, "Let me control the textbooks, and I will control the people."
3. Convince the people that they are nothing but animals and they share a common heritage with all other creatures. After all, a people that believes in a higher power does not make good slave labor.
4. Control the population by creating a central run department of food and drugs. If you control what modern medicine thinks of drug therapy, you can limit the number of lives saved through it. Heaven forbid the world should find out that cancer is a nutrition deficit.
5. Rally the population to a single cause by destroying a structure of national importance. Preempt anybody who goes public by blaming the government with a newsbroadcast that labels such people as "conspiracy theorists".
6. You are now free to blame this on whatever country you wish to take over, and the public will love you for it.
7. Get other countries to join you and create a sense of hatred among your public against any other country that doesn't join you in your war against evil.
:bmage: ~scribble, scribble, scribble

universal domination is impossible for mortal man, he lacks the omniscience necessary to truly enjoy or enforce it.

which is why you must first become a deity!

taken the theory (which I am just now making up) that the universe has an inherent driving force, and that that force is based off of factors which are or were mutable, one must travel (along whichever applicable dimension(s) are necessary) to the point where you can reprogram this force, and insert a copy of your personality as an integral factor in the basis of existence. That being accomplished, you should now have obtained a very real sense of deific level power.

note: you should try and limit access to the area where you can reprogram reality, as if others are allowed the same access there may very well end up being multiple gods, which would be a pain in the neck.

after this task is accomplished, reboot reality and shape the cosmos how you see fit, rule with an iron fist or create worlds for the sole purpose of engendering misery and pain in living organisms, or even just make an empty space devoid of life, whatever floats your evil little boat.

Just remember, when rebooting the universe you will most likely be using some form of windows as your OS, so you'll most likely end up owing your evil universal rule to Bill Gates, and I hear he can be worse than the mafia when it comes to collecting debts, just something to think about.

In theory There may be more then the universe, ya know since its constantly expanding. Into what though? Maybe other "verses" ala The One starring Jet Li maybe a mirror universe? Imagine that one A spirit of forgiveness? Really the universe maynot be as huge as we all think, but supposing that the universe is all that is there (Hopefully not...) I am going to explain to you why Universeal Domination is in theory possible however not worth it. The reasons why its not worth it are simple

1. Not enough life in the universe to justify such travel, nobody has a big enough ego to travel around that much to take over what may be a disporpotional amount of life.

2. It take too long, Nobody wants to spend so much time to manage the universe long enough which would be a gargantuan amount of time (Were talking Cycles of Billions here)

3. Not cost effective. Why not just control an important universal good instead? It makes you indisposable and much less likely to be killed.

4. There is always some crazy person claiming to be the messaih of whatever and trust me you do not want to be remembered like Pontious Pilot.

5. The final and most important reason: not enough people will care. If the universe is constantly expanding then that means new life (That does not know your the ruler) is having its own rulers and such all the time. Galactic empires would rise and fall saying the same thing while your busy crushing the rebels.

Now all this aside if your really up to the challenge there is only one way to do this Become truly Imortal/Undying/Indestructable/Unkillable. With this power you have all the time you will ever need and want to take over the universe do to the fact that you cant die. Ways of doing this? None to my knowlege but your best bet though is trying to become pure energy or becoming one with super strings in the universe. But then those things have there own flaws.

Yeah, like the second law of thermodynamics and other crap like that.

Like I said they each have ther own flaws. Th only othe Idea I have for Global/World Domination is control the source of life for each being like humans need water or whatever. But then again Being ruler is not my bag. You would most cerainly never catch me wearing the Badge of Concentric Cricles...

The number one biggest problem with trying to take over something as large as the world much less the universe is the competition. There are many nations with more resources than you.

1)You enlist Lucasfilm Studios to create films depicting people under your banner landing on various planets and claiming them in your name.

This should create a worldwide space race taking both manpower and financial resources from your major competition.

2)Take over the federal reserve. Force the US to repay its national debt immediately. Wait to do this until they have actually managed to achieve the technology needed to travel the universe or at least the solar system.

This will give you access to US space technology and a crapload of money.

3)Fund various terrorist organizations to strike anyone who opposes you. Use a puppet to represent your desires so no one suspects you are behind everything.

This will further reduce the resources of your competition.

4)Once the world is weak enough, declare yourself emporer (or president, or whatever) and use your newfound power to colonize (or at least claim) all the other planets in our solar system.

5)Start taking over other solar systems, if you encounter alien life, enslave them. If they're so great how come they can't reach Earth but you can reach them?

You are all wrong! I have allready conquered the universe a long time ago.

How?

I've got one word for you: Propaganda.

That and some "persuasion" with the means of possesing a horriblwe weapon taht could destroy all existense.

It is useless to resist.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!