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IHateMakingNames 01-18-2005 04:10 PM

There are 300(or more) rules for Overlords, but those beyond 200 are the rejects from the 100, but worthy enough to mention.

122: If I am in a fight with the main villian that I know I will not win, I will head towards a high bridge, clifftop, waterfall, cavern, or any other high up place. This will insure that I will be thrown off the edge and assumed to be dead, giving me time to become stronger. If, by chance I throw the villian off the edge, I will follow him/her/it down and make sure it is dead, then stab it and burn it anyway.

Evilhasreturned 01-18-2005 07:52 PM

123 always have an insane group of followers so they will do everything you want without being paid and always have a fresh batch of pies :bmage: mmm evil pie

Gorefiend 01-20-2005 04:36 PM

No, those beyond 100 are said rejects...

And, 123 makes no sense either... if anyone disagrees, let me know so I'll edit my post.....

123. If the battle of good vs. evil begins, and I'm decidedly stronger physically than evil, and for whatever reason we are attacking with either little creatures/monsters (Pokemon) or cards (Yu-Gi-Oh) I will either 1) have my creatures attack him/her directly, not his/her creatures, or 2) throw away the cards and stab him with the switchblade I've hidden for these purposes, depending on the situation. (refer to the Card Battle of the Millenium)

Soldier3001 01-20-2005 06:41 PM

mmmmhmmm, yeah. Some people call it a switchblade. I aim to kill you with it.

124. My super hero garb will only be as cool as is practical. Spandex or a loin-cloth are not practical.

Gorefiend 01-21-2005 09:16 PM

125. If by any chance I'm not the main character in the game/movie, (as if, bah!) I will not commit any "noble sacrifices" of any kind. No matter how powerful I may think I'll become, or how important it is that I be dead, studies show that it's better to be alive. Besides, death may make me, you know, disappear from the story....


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