Calvinball 30: renamed for reasons
 

The calvinballers awoke to find themselves in a large maze, filled with handholds, slides and ball pits.

Within one of these ball pits, the calvinball lay

OOC: Even the description of the maze sounds XXX! :p

Toastburner was feeling kind of stale as of late, so he decided to break out of his routine, and break out the old Onimusha-style gauntlet and gems again.

Which has nothing do to with the fact he just bought Onimusha 3 last night. :rolleyes:

He went into the maze, silently wonder "What the heck is a ball pit? It is a ball with a pit, or a pit with balls in it? Perhaps it is a pit in the shape of a ball.

Either way, Toastburner was certain of one thing: We was going to get smashed in this game, with him being sans power armor. Still, it should be fun. Readjusting his hockey mask, making sure his wind-gem was firmly in place, he looked at his gauntlet.

"Are you sure you want to do this? You'll probably end up looking for a new arm to latch onto."

The gauntlet "blinked" in rapid succession, generally a sign of the affirmative, or postitive.

"Okay."

Making sure his leafblower, transformed by the gauntlet's power to me more powerful, and with a handy-dandy blade along the barrel, Toastburner journeyed into the maze.

Not ever expecting to get into the realm of the unexpected, Soldier found himself in the realm of the unexpected. Soon, he will find a way to get out, and phase into the realm of the XXX Ball Pit Labyrinth.

"This is looking kinda hopeless."

Kardin, confused as if all 9 hells had frozen over, found himself sitting in the ball pit labyrinth thingy with a splitting headache. 'What in the name of... So THIS is where the bad guys in movies end up after being shoved off a cliff or building...' He thought, remembering being shoved of Toronto's CN tower by a policeman. He got up, grinning widely. '1S C4|_\/1|\| 84|_|_ T13|\/|!!!!!!!!!1111one'

"Hey Alasp, you take this one, We'll watch from here and observe these newcomers."
"okay, any ideas where to look?"
"yeah, look for a pit filled with small brightly colored balls."
"wait, they're in a McDonalds play-gym-climby thing?"
"no, sorta like that, but way bigger, with about 20 stories."
"there better be open spaces to fly in"
"don't worry, there are."
With that, Alasp unlocked a door which appeared in the upper-most level of the maze, and stepped through.
"let's see, i could just spit on this stuff and dissolve my way down, but i'd run out of acid before I got to the third level up, and then where would I be if I ran into someone? Oh well, I'll just climb down."
Alasp began the long descent, heading towards the first floor.

Thunder Dragoon appeared on the field, after a long time of doing nothing.
"Seems that the Calvinballer's need some players of experience. That's where I leave."
He cricked his neck and knuckles and layed down to take a nap.
"Now don't say anything dirty about this time...." he thinks to himself.

OOC: YAY! Calvinball XXX. Hardcore nothing!

Silently, without anyone ralizing what had happened, DragonDaimyo entered the field of combat.

"Calvinball XXX, huh? Let's skip the obvious commentary and go straight to the fighting, antics, and random comments."

With that, DragonDaimyo started looking for the Calvinball, wary of any potential katana targets.

OOC: Let this announce my uneventful and meaningless return to Calvinball!!! :D

The One Bob stood in an empty corridor inside the maze and listened for movement. All he heard was silence.

"Well, no labyrinth is complete without a monster."

With that he summoned The /\/00131/\/4t0r!

"Go ahead. Seek and destroy."

The Argent Lord is in his tower, plotting, when he senses the Calvinball. "You know what, screw this, I'm not going. I'll send a minion to do it. Jalathas, come here!"
A figure in black, tight-fitting clothes, wearing a black mask and brimmed hat and a black cloak steps from the shadows. "What do you want, my master?"
"A new round of Calvinball has begun. I want you to get the artifact for me."
Jalathas smiles beneath his mask and draws a long, red sword from mid-air, and pulls a jeweled dagger from his belt sheath. "Of course, my lord."
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He appears in a pit of balls a short while later, just as the /\/00131/\/4t0r appears. He ducks under the sea of plastic orbs and waits for an oppurtune moment to use his abilities.