My hero
 

THIS GUY is my hero. I want to find him and carry his children, if that were at all possible

He had to stay after class, but TECHNICALLY, he didn't fail his paper. He got a D-. How the hell did he get a D-?

Lucerin are you even a woman?

As for that I think it was the best piece of comedy I have seen in a very long time. Possibly the best I've seen in my life. This paper deserves an A+ just because its more creative and insightful than any other paper that could possibly be written on Oedipus.

Also does the markin on the paper look like an actual teachers? Anyone clever enough to write such a masterpiece probably didnt fuck his grade over by turning it in. The teachers handwriting is atrocious looks more like mine in 6th grade. Its probably a fake, but still deserves honor.

dunno, some of my teachers handwritting was grade A CRAP

Yes. Just because you teach does not mean you can write legibly. But the grade being the way it is, and the mispelling of 'too' ("page is to big") on the 4th page sorta throws the legitimacy into question. But that still doesn't diminish the genius of it.

And this is absolutely fucking genius. I was laughing all the way through it. The holes on both sides of the paper, the random paper color changes, Page #3, all perfect, with much hilarity to be had.

how incredibly ridiculous, and unentertaining
 

this was stupid. I never use such blatant terminology, but this requires such a response. Anyone can throw together a bunch of random stupidity and then mark it up with poorly faked grading marks. You don't get to be a college instructor by blatantly misusing simple words like "to" and you sure as hell wouldn't be able to maintain any credibility if you continued grading this paper after the first page. 61% is an obviously falsified percentage. I know everyone else knows this, and I'm pretty sure there has got to be at least a smidge of sarcasm in the previous replies, but seriously...

something this rediculous doesn't deserve any sort of attention.

so there. :p

"This is page 3."
That's all I needed to read. :D

Both the teacher and the student were FUCKING MORONS.

"DUH, I'M DA STUDENT WHO TURNS IN PAPERS WHICH COULD GET ME SUSPENDED, OR EVEN ARRESTED FOR CONTENT AND WRITTEN THREATS."

"DUH, I'M DA TEACHER WHO CAN'T SPEL WORT CRAP. I'M LIVING OFF THE CHERITY OF MY BOS BECAUS I'M A CRAPY TEACER."

Jesus. Why would anybody put this on the web.

Exactly what he said!
 

Quite right FG. How is this entertaining again? This was surely not real, but if it was the writer deserves to be assailed with a heavy, steel pole because of the general asinine nature of this.

Opperating on the assumption that it is not real, (which is most likely true based on the misspellings, the rediculously high grade, etc.) this is a waste of everyones time. I couldn't even bear to finish it because it's so inane and mostly annoying.

Based on the assumption that it is real: since when is this a good idea? One, throwing away your education to be a jackass is a good way to be thrown out to live in the street and DESERVE being there at the same time. Why would this be idolized? School is not some sort of weird hellish prison and not enough people understand that! The guy (again IF this were real, which I doubt) did something stupid and even if it WERE funny, the whole premise of its existance is personally appaling. To exist in reality is to create some anti-education idolitry. If you oppose education so much that you would turn in something like this, you deserve to work in a Chineese sweatshop.

Another reason I don't like this: I liked the story of Oedipus, so sue me I'm a mythology nerd.

In short, why? Honestly, why? I can only hope that the people who did like this are only taking pleasure in its ludicrousness... or perhaps with the same facination as one gazes at a car wreck. Otherwise my hope for humanity will have been dashed yet again.

This was about the most horrendous piece of crap I have ever read. First of all, the "teacher" has the grammar and spelling capabilities of a five year old. If this is in fact real, the teacher needs to be fired for his or her blatant disregard for basic grammar and spelling and for giving that rediculous grade. Passing someone whose paper is mostly swear words and sexual innuendos is absolutely rediculous.

Now as for this "student", I don't know what he or she wanted to accomplish, but this was just fucking stupid. I enjoy humor as much as the next person, but this was just tasteless. Why the hell someone would even think of turning in a paper of that quality is beyond me.

I'm a Comparative Literature major, and I happen to like Oedipus. It hurt my brain to read this "paper". I really hope that it was a joke and nothing more, because if this kid actually got that grade, I want to know what school he goes to that allows such crap to pass.