Dawn of Legends
 

The townsfolk gather at the city gates to wish the four travelers luck as they start down the road. Their immediate destination is a town just beyond a patch of forest, a place where transport to the base of the Pillar of Sky can be purchased.
Xagor's minions have yet to reach the first world, so all is calm and peaceful. Even the creatures of the plains seem content to lounge around on what feels like a lazy morning.

Well, for the most part.
An Imp stands in the center of the road at the entrance to the forest, with a Goblin on either side of him. "Toll road!" the Imp snarls. "Cough up 250GP if you wish to enter this forest in one piece!"
There is an alternate path around the forest, but these guys don't look too tough...

'Arias towers over the small imp and put his right hand on the hilt of his sword' (they are small right?)
"What about I pay you in cold steel"

As Arias states "What about i pay you in cold steel" SP220 interupts.
"Calculating situation" '1011010110101010110101101101010110101010101010101 00101010011001010101' "calculations show in worst possible scenario Arias will lose an arm from the imp while the rest of us survive with a few scratches" Droned SP220 "Goblin, Imp I strongly advise you to move aside as in the best possible scenario for both of you when fighting us you still die" SP220's right hand broke into 5 parts and folded back onto the arm to reveal a pistol. "Ready for combat"

"It's too late for that. You threatened us and now you will pay a debt of your own. Here's for anyone you made pay your toll!"

Scott brought his hammer down on one of the goblins.

"Why oh why do we always have to fight" Exclaimed SP220 as he shot the pistol into the Imp's head which exploded like a ripe watermelon on Arias.

"Eep!" The one remaining goblin squeaked in fear and ran off into the woods.

Right on! Received 132 GP.
Scott learned Fire.
Found Imp's meat. (pend, that's for you to eat if you like)

"Goblins, such trivial and uncomplicated being" snubbed SP220 " Well shall we proceed, we do have a mission you know."
SP220's pistol retreated and his hand flipped back into position as he started walking down the path.

I spied the Imp's meat curiously.
"Hmmm...according to my schooling (/OOC: I looked on gamefaqs for the 1st FFL. OOC/) this Imp's meat should transform me into an Anaconda; I don't know what attacks or element it will give me, though..."
Pende's long tounge reached out and snached the meat. Gulping it down, Pende felt itself begining to change....

"Was that really nececary?" Arias said as he tried to get the slime and blood off

OOC: Have we really known each other for that long?
Pyros why did you say "why oh why do we allways have to fight"? as if we had known each other for REALLY long.
EDIT: sorry was in a hurry when I wrote this.

OOC: i was refering too humans as a species not you in particular. Because see i have an above average intelligence since i reckon in miliseconds and i could think us out of almost any situation with no fighting. So i was refering too why do we always have to fight when us robots can run things smoothly