Calvinball X*III+I: Ooh, Shiny!
 

Argent walks to his castle, but is suprised to find the doors locked. "What the hell?" A voice echoes across the plains of endless silver. "THIS CASTLE HAS BEEN NAMED THE NEXT CALVINBALL SITE. I CAN'T LET YOU IN." "I'll show you a calvinball site." *mutter**grumble*

The calvinball floats at the top of the highest tower in the mind-bending halls of Silver Keep. Want it? You'll have to take it.

"YARGHELBLEBLEAHUCK!"
Translation: HOLY SHIT!
SM fell from the last arena into the ground. He got up, dusted himself off and looked up. The castle loomed before him, demented, dark and foreboding.
"Oooh...shiny..."
He walked up to the gate and saw a note that read:
To enter, knock with the doorknocker.
The doornocker just happened to be a naked guy whose balls you had to grab and hit against the door, making it knock.
"Eeewww...gross...Argent's a pervert..."
He stood there, and finally decided to knock.
"Oww..." said the knocker. "Don't bang it so hard..."
The door opened, revealing a moat.
"Aw man..." said SM.

"Yay! The next calvinball game started. I'm not gona' miss this one like the last one." Dynamite grabbed his pair of blaster pistols (were talking Dark Forces style here. Mean stuff.) and started through the maze in the castle.

A very faint yell could be heard in the distance growing louder with time. A yellow orange fireball streaked accross the plane and stuck the castle. A rather large thwang rang out and a sizeable dent could be seen in the wall. Sithdarth stood up and brushed himself off. His personal shield had saved his life but was now in disrepair. It would fix itself but it would take some time. Looking around he whistled, "Man I didn't even stay on the same plane this time. Maybe I should be a little more carefull. But hey looks like I ended up in the middle of a Calvinball game again."

After a fun day of pizza and dancing at the Calvin-maze turned Chucky Cheese, Soldier decides to join the next Calvin ball tournament, so he grabs his Chucky Cheese ballons and phases.
Phasing in before the streaking doorknocker with a disproportionately huge... knocker, Soldier walks in and thanks SM for having already knocked and opening the door. Now standing before the moat and next to SM, Soldier has a brilliant idea. "Hey SM, check this out." Soldier ties the strings on his balloons together and ties them to SM and throws him accross the moat. He then ties the other end of the rope to a rock and begins to tightroap accross the moat. (Chucky Cheese uses only the finest quality strings)

Lumaes appears in the centre of the maze in a puff of Magiciary, how can a dog appear in a puff of Magiciary? Well he's wearing a tophat and that means he's a magician, jack-ass.
Anyway....
He quickly snuffles around trying to get the Calvin balls scent.

"Calvinball located"
Newb announced. Interface and Alasp went over and looked at the screen. Interface turned to Alasp.
"Why don't I go this time? I have an idea based on what realm it is in."
"Feel free. If you know where it might be based on the fact that we are looking at a silvery castle, be my guest."
"No, a plan for how to get it from the others if they get it first."
Newb turned around and spoke to them.
"It seems that the maximum number of people have made a direct entrance, so you will have to use your key of dimension door to get to just outside. Once you get in, the key will be useable within it, but there seems to be some sort of spell preventing direct entrance."
"Wait, what's the maximum?"
"Technically it's zero, b ut it can be bent to two, and if one is very lucky, three."
"What if you're not lucky?"
"One word: 'boom'"
"Ah, I think I'll use my key of dimension door now."
Interface said, taking his key out and inserting it into the air beside him.
He stepped through the newly formed door and looked at the castle.
"There is no possible way that I am touching that door knocker."

SM found himself being picked up and thrown across the moat. He skidded across at about 150 mph right into a pirhana, which blew up upon impact. Looking up, SM saw Soldier tightroping (or however it's spelled), a rock and some Chuckie Cheese balloons.
Ya wanna see a mouse, pull the fridge out.
They got across the moat, Soldier unscathed and SM filled with bite marks and pirhana teeth stuck in unmentionable places. But they had gotten across.
"Thanks, Soldier! Although I was the one that got eaten by over 500 pirhanas, ya wanna join forces? Temporarlily, of course."

"Damn, they already have a team?" Dyanmite said, muttering to himself. "People are fast these days." He looked down. "I've seen worse than this moat. It problably doesn't even hae crocs." He shot the water twice and twelve pirhanas floated to the surface. "On the other hand, maybe I should find an other way across."

Toastburner appeared...only to become confused.

Well...you couldn't really blame him. After all, he except to respawn in his usual style: a re-entery pod. So, it was kind of confusing when he just phased in...on a robotic chocobo.

"Huh?"
WARK!
"Whatever..."

Toastburner looked around. Instead of weapons, he had only a belt with two pouches, as microphone attached to his armor, and a whistle on a chain around his neck. He checked the pouches: one was filled with yellow cards, the other filled with red cards.

Suddenly it hit him. The armored chocobo, the whistle, the cards.

"Holy crap! I'm a ref! Like the judges in Final Fantasy Tactics: Advanced!"

Toastburner shrugged. He had no problem being a ref.

"Keep it clean, fellas. I'm watching."


((OOC: If you're thinking, "What?! A ref?!" Then go on over to the Calvinball discussion thread, and read the last few pages.

The other ref, when he shows up, will be Dragonsbane. I don't know about him, but I intend to be rather relaxed this game, since it's the first with refs. Just know that, by playing, you signify that you understand the rules, and will willingly suffer the will of the refs should you break them.

Also, if you disagree with a call a ref makes, PM him and explain your case. Don't use precious posts on this thread to complain about a call.))