OOC: something along the lines of "If Stabbity doesn't move out of the way, he might get cut up like a beaver in a woodchipper." for example. He could then choose to move, try something to defuse the danger of the shards, or stay where he is and potentially get reduced to a bloody mist. His choice, after all. Other than that, you're doing fine. :)

By the way, bonus points and a cookie to whoever discovers where I got my armor from, and why I would be wearing it as a Ref.

IC: Dragonsbane-Ref (Refsbane? Dragonsref?) sits outside of reality, looking in at the Calvinball game, watching for rules infractions.

Again you must trust
I've done this a thousand times
How lucky you are

With this, Soldier reaches for Stabbity Mage to throw him into the path of the Calvinball.

The Inbred Chocobo had somehow wondered onto the field outside of the castle. The only thing the Chocobo knew was that he was here for Calvin's balls. Or something around that, he couldn't remember. He wandered up to what seemed like the entrance, and noticed the naked man, so he figured that he was Calvin, and that he must get his balls. He went to rip the balls of the man, then suddenly the man realized what was about ot happen. "Hey, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING" the man shouted as he forcefully swung the door open to avoid the Chocobo's beak. The Chocobo simply said "Wark Wark Wark" (If you speak Chocobo: I need your balls, Calvin) And then headed towards the man in a dark and sinsiter walk.

OOC: stupid 5 day bann oh well... and if you are wondering how I pulled that lacross stick out of my pocket, I have a bag of infinite holding sewn into my pocket
IC: "can someone please get
me off of this thing now
I don't want to die"
screamed BS as he was thrust alang with Grrbear at the whirling death that is the one who's name is the same when said backwards and forwards. with that, he killed afew timmys and used their corpses as body armor

With a crash, Toastburner breaks through a wall.

"I said stop dang it! There was a door right there! You didn't have to break through the freaking wall!"

WARK!

"Hey...don't take that tone with me. I'll order a nuclear blast and EMP your metallic hide.

WARK!

"That's better. Now...what was I doing here...oh, yes."

Toastburner turns and looks a bombsquad.

"Ah. bombsquad. Welcome back. I know you've been gone for five days, but I have already warned you to make your posts readable. I'm not asking much, I just want to be able to read through one of your posts without thinking 'What the heck did he just say?!' This time, it's an warning. If I have to ask you again, then I get to break out the cards."

WARK!

Toastburner pats his chocobos head. "I just said that, but nice touch."

He looks around the field. "Carry on."

With that, he bashes through the wall again.

"For pete's sake! At least use the same hole!"

WARK!

"Well looks like im late". Seeing the door open because of Inbred Chocobo I walk in and say "shit why did I have to stop for coffee damn now to bisness.

OOC: I am going to assume that you are your avater, just smaller Neil-Dog.

IC: The Chocobo was only a foot away from the man when he heard someone say something with a lack of punctuation. He was angered by this, shouting "WARK WARK" (If you speak Chocobo: MAKE SENSE YOU) Then stoped abruptedly seeing he was a robot.

OOC: remember, Interface's power at its simplest level is just sticking stuff together. it's the extra features that go along with that that gives him his special moves
IC: Interface stumbled out of the elevator, weilding the speakers from it, and managed to get over to Arhra, at which point he held up the speakers and waited for the shards to fly past. When they did, he stuck them to the shards with his power. So long as the other shards didn't slice the speakers to bits, it was very possible that the elevator music would drive Arhra insane.

With the speakers taken care of, Interface pressed against a wall, and moved through it, the half-liquid substance flowing around him.

"an agravation this is
quite an example of a large one
this room is for brooms"

"I repeat Toastburner's statement." Dragonsbane appears in front of Neil-Dog...floating a few feet above the ground, "The one about making your posts readable. That means: proper spelling and grammar."

As nothing more needed to be said, he vanished, teleporting to the current location of the Calvinball (the tower) to watch the proceedings.

Watching the all mighty Dragonsref appear up at the top of the tower, the Chocobo noticed that there were other people up there too. The only reason that would explain why they are there is that they are after the CalvinBall, so off the Chocobo went, only to fall in the moat and get attacked by pirahnas.