OOC:[edit]i just realized that I couldn't do this post, seeing as how it would leave me at -1% battery power. with that in mind, please continue to ignore this post.[/edit]

SM found himself in a room of pointy objects and was stabbed through various places in his body.

"My aching body
hurts like mother f***ing hell!
I need a Band-Aid!"

Suddenly, a small box on the side of SM's utility belt labeled SM IP opened and spat out a miniscule ball of light. It flashed all the colors of the rainbow, placed itself on SM's head and disappeared.

SM pulled himself out of the deathtrap with only 5 quarts of black-colored blood spilled and was suddenly thrown by Soldier3001 wide of the Cball.

"Hey wait a miniute!
There is a reason for my
black box on my belt!"

Yes! The initials on the black box (the one that is labeled SM IP) stand for StabbbityMage's Interdimensional Portal!

What is SM gonna do with his portal? STAY TUNED!

After respawning twice due to one of those pirahna being a spawn camper, the Chocobo manage to get into the tower. Of course, the Chocobo hadn't been an Olympic stair climber, so getting up these stairs shall be fairly hard for our fair Chocobo. The Chocobo attempted the first step and realized that it's foot was to big for these steps. So the Chocobo decided to take the elevator up.

"Well, there is nothing that I can do about this now." said BS as he was flying at extreamly high speeds at Arhra. so he desided to take it like a man
"well, lets see now I'm goi...," then he respawned right above the mote "ng to die... oh s***." Then he fell.

And due to lack of successful interference, the Calvinball bounces smoothly off the wall and into the gap in Arhra's shards. He then wraps it a a web of magic to carry with him, for his fiery form is insubstantial. This could mean bad news for Grrbear. Although he's moved fast enough to launch himself through the hole in Arhra's spell before it closes, the only solid thing within it is the Calvinball. Arhra's also likely to take offense at this invasion of his personal space and in addition to being incorporeal, he's also rather fiery and brimming with the essence of Chaos. Passing through him probably isn't good for your health. Then there's the fact that he's floating off the ground and surrounded with an sphere of the shards of his armour that anchors a spell of containment around him and also essentially amounts to being surrounded with whirling blades. Passing through that is also likely to have a deletrious effect on one's health. Discuss.

On a side note, Arhra is a little too distracted right now to notice the speakers, but is certain to do something about it at a less critical juncture. That may or may not involve doing something horrible to the perpetrator.

OOC: I'll leave it to you to decide what happens Grrbear, but unless you can fly or hold on to the Calvinball, you might be in trouble.

Sorely irritated by being stuck in a broom closet, Interface presses his hands against the opposite wall, and pushed through.

This would have been a good thing, except that it led outside, and into the elevator.

He just huddled in the corner and waited for the music to stop.

The Chocobo was bobbing its head along to the elevator music when he noticed someone entered and hid in the corner. The Chocobo thought that the man couldn't hear music, so the Chocobo sung it for him. "WARK WARK WARK" He shouted very off tune to the music.

Upon hearing the chocobo join in, Interface had had enough. He crafted earmuffs out of the substance the walls were made from, and donned them. After that, he used some more of the wall to make an amp for his voicebox. He then made up his own song involving gyshal greens and lettuce, with the recurring line being "it makes a tasty salad". He sang it as loudly as he could, hoping that it would drown out the elevator music.

OOC: yes, the song is in haiku

The song of gyshal greens made the Chocobo hungry, very very hungry. The Chocobo finally just sat down and started drowling over the thought of the food. After a minute or two, the Chocobo started choking and shot a huge chunk of Chocobo spit towards Interface's direction.

fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it, the elevator chose that moment to reach the top, and Interface had been leaning on the side of the elevator with the door on it. He tumbled through and slid down the hallway, just missed being cut up by the shard flying around Arhra, and fell down three flights of stairs.
"This has 'long day' written all over it. But at least I'm out of range of that haiku spell now"