Wherever he was, TD was around, plotting secret attempts for winning the game. But obviously, he never wanted to get it, cause his boss was all like "no, you gotta sell these boots by tommorow otherwise, your collection of baby fetuses are mine!"
Yeah.
Sorry.
Snatch the calvinball!

Noting that he is in the presence of great chaos, Grrbear activates his containment feild which suspends him in the center of the feild which also contains Arhra and bombsquad, designed specificaly to contain chaos, the feild can stop any attempt to get out. Grrbear huddles in this decidedly nonfuzzy environment noting that he is also out of reach of the calvinball but safe for the moment, as long as nobody breaks the seal. The bubble eventualy turns a nice soft shade of purpleand begins to purr, content with it's prisoners. Grrbear, wanting to help with the situation says,
We may be here for
awhile, so let's be friends.
Do you have a game?

Elec appears not knowing how he got there, or why hes there, but he sees a tower, and suddenly feelslike climbing to the top for an unknown reason.

he walks towards it, and slips almost falling to his death to a moat with some dead pirhanas floating in it. picking up a grappling hook, near a sign that says "for emergency purposes only" he throws it up, and it catches a window.

pulling himself up, he climbs thru the window, and begins looking for sokme stairs...

Somehow I just feel
I'm responsible for this...
This weird mess of mine.

Soldier looks around for something to use and noticed a nightstand, he opened the drawer on the front and noticed it had a spell scroll in it. Opening it he noticed it was an ice spell. At this he threw the nightstand at Ahrha.

Once Interface had fallen down the stairs, The Chocobo started hearing the elevator music. And of course the Chocobo started singing along, though in a strange haiku way.

"WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK
WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK
WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK"

The Chocobo very badly sung with the elevator music as he stepped out and bumped into a purplish purring field.

OOC: I knew it was but a matter of time until this happened.

Unfortunately for Soldier, he's triggered off Arhra's defensive spell. The one set off by mispelling Arhra's name. A bolt of multicoloured lightning descends from the heavens to strike at Soldier. It's quite impressive the way it does that, especially considering its indoors. But this is not just a bolt of magic or lightning or magical lightning even. It has embedded in its heart a curse woven from anarchic magic, to warp and mutate that which it hits. Painfully.

Whilst that's happening and the nightstand Soldier had hurled clatters harmlessly off Grrbear's field, Arhra turns slightly to regard Grrbear. Its not a pleasant look. The indicernable slit in his fiery face that is his mouth curls into a slight smile. Much like the look, its not very pleasant either.

"Yes, I have a game.
Though you will not enjoy it.
Burn stuffed bear, burn!"

And he reachs out one fiery arm to set Grrbear alight. Arhra tends to be friendly like that. But then he pauses, appears to reconsider a little and says,

"No... in retrospect,
I have a better idea.
I will enjoy it."

Magically, Arhra leans against a side of the purple bubble and it begins to roll slowly for the stairs still purring contentedly and is picking up speed. After all, Arhra's got the Calvinball and is currently safe in an impermeable sphere. Why not take advantage of it?

Still extremely irritated, Interface decides that if he has to have a bad day, everyone else should too. In order to make this happen, he makes the stairs into a ramp so that everyone else will fall farther than he did. Little did he realize, the gerbil ball was rolling down the stairs at the time, and it somehow allowed him in, probably due to his lawful alignment, and the fact that the sphere was designed to restrain chaos.

"A bad day this,
why am I inside the ball,
I am confused"

Interface looked around as he bounced around in the ball.

"How did I get in here,
When I can not get out now,
It must be Arhra's fault"

OOC: i am doing this because it sets up for the ending i am writing, and which will probably be my next post

As this is the first time Soldier has ever been attacked by anyone, it sorta catches him off guard.

ZAP!!!!

Arhra's self-concious defensive mutation bolt smacks Soldier square in the head and, a few seconds later, he awakes to find that the pain was so intense that he passed out before he felt it. He noticed that the eyes of everyone in the room were looking at him strangely. He looked down to notice to his horror that his head was on backwards Spaceballs style.

Forsooth! What happened?
Why has nobody told me?
My butt is so big!

Yet I have a trick.
I have watched the movie, too.
I'm coming Ahrha!

ZAP!!!

A few moments later, Soldier again awakes to find himself back to normal and starts running after the Calvinball. The stairs, unfortunately, are no longer there and he starts to tumble down the slick ramp.

Watching everyone fall down the ramp which used to be the stairs, the Chocobo desides not to mess with it and takes the eleator back down, singing as loudly as ever.

I'll post my ending tomorrow also.