"I usually curl up my fingers, look for Sako, and squeeze her butt gently, applying just a little pressure to make her yelp. Then I use a secret jutsu I developed just for such a situation."

For some reason, Sako suddenly gets a ringing in her ears. Who's talking about me? she wondered as she swung around in midair.
Her momentum was... momentous, to say the least. Her right hand whipped out, and the chain snaked out and lashed around Miso's incoming foot.
"Kaoru! Heel!" she commanded.
Quite contrary to many pet trainer's belief, Sako's command of 'heel' was not used to call Kaoru to her side, but to literally 'heel' himself away from her. The black panther reversed his position and lashed out again, catching Sako on the hip in such a way that it pushed her the other way without injuring. Miso felt herself jerk to the right as Sako's chain snapped taut and dragged her along with Sako's changed direction.
"Kaoru! Maul!"

"Ah yes, Sako-chan... she's a 6.5, but only because that damn panther keeps trying to maul me. It's just a fricking squeeze, what's she taking it so seriously for?"

Kyocho just stared at Dou for a moment, and decided not to comment on Sako's butt. "Okay, I need you to teach me that jutsu, and maybe that screening one you sometimes use. I know what the girls do to you when they actually catch you, afterall."

"Well, the Doushin no jutsu is pretty hard to learn... you have to spend a lot of time meditating there and letting the chakra flow through and around you so on... however, the other jutsu is very simple. I'll bet even you could learn it in five minutes."

He beckoned the other ninja closer and whispered conspiratorially.

"When the girl whose ass you grabbed turns around and puts her hands together, the secret is to run like all hell is after you, because odds are, if she finishes whatever she's starting, hell is precisely where you will be."

"New note to self, never try to engage Sako in the air. " As Miso's body jerked, she was constantly trying to untangle her leg from Sako's chain. Hearing Kaoru being commanded to maul him wasn't a plesant thought. It wasn't the pain that worried her, but Kaouru had horrid breath, it was really rancid. Even with the oncoming panther threat, Miso continued to concentrate on getting her foot free, she could'nt mount much offence if she remained chained up...

Miso's thought process was viciously interrupted as one of Kaoru's paws came crashing down onto her shoulder. Dammit she needed that arm. Miso groaned "Bad kitty" as she tried to smack in the side of his head with her fist. Even with her left shoulder now bleeding, Miso continued going for the chain. SHe started bending her knees in order to get to her own ankle. SHe started trying to loosen the chain's grip, hoping she had bought enough time from Kaoru to accomplish what she was doing.

"I...think I'd prefer you to teach me the Doushin no jutsu..." Even he knew he had to run, but he still needed some way to get close to a female genin without being noticed. Especially since he has to do it during the chuunin exam.

"Think you can start teaching me later tonight?"

"Oh, no problem. But why exactly did you want to learn it again?"

As Kyasshu stumbled into sight Istus said "Get ready Ssith". Waving at Kyasshu in a languid fashion as he got up Istus grinned. Kyasshu stumbled under one of the trees near the clan house. Suddenly undwinding from a branch Ssith dropped onto Kyasshu's head.

"You just want me to yell out that I want to grab some ass again, don't you?"