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The "I am a Japanese School Teacher" articles
Stumbled on this a while ago, and found it absolutely hilarious, but more articles have since been added. You might get a good laugh out of it:
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html I would heretofore like to recognize that Kancho Sense is a very good sense to have. |
that was brilliant! remind me never to go to japan...
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Wow. Well written, funny; That was awsome. Thank you Novasol. I knew the Japanese were more perverted than they let on, and now I have proof.
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I masturbated to that quote, Zwei. Mmm... sexy.
Seriously, though. I'm so going to Japan. If I don't even have to talk to people to get anally penetrated, it has to be heaven. And japanese school children, sexy uniforms and all, trying to grab crotches? Hell yes. |
I loved this! I really was excellently written... I laughed the entire time. Out loud a few times, even.
Oh, and I'm another one going to hell in that little handbasket... Quote:
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The main page has more editorials:
http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/ Ones relating to Japan that aren't the schoolteacher one: http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/japanreturn.html http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/japanculture.html Also, this one doesn't have anything to do with Japan, but it's hilarious. Especially if you're a Transformers fan: http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/source.html As for the "bad girl" thing, I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. But no, I didn't get any perverted visions... at least not immediately. |
so you guys are telling me you didn't know the Japanese were perverted?
tell me you've never seen anime. Art imitates life you know. Most japanese kids just point and stare at me, I don't talk to them at all, little kids are all bastards! The women on the other hand, well, they can be, lets just say eccentric... |
Oh man, this site is the best. I like Kancho Sense and I laughed out loud when he mentioned the Gaijin Smash.
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you know, you can get away with the Gaijin Smash all the time, its like they expect it from you. Especially on the train. Typicly its "nut to butt", but gaijin usually get at least one square foot of space around them, and let me tell you thats alot!
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