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shiney 03-20-2005 06:34 AM
His very last article states that kancho sense completely failed him. However his kancho time ability was a really cool one.

Royalspork 03-20-2005 10:27 AM
Michel Jackson juice for you!!
twitch

sasuto 03-20-2005 04:57 PM
in my post it said they will fail again I already new they failed. i'm just waiting for the post when it finally happens. either or both the dick will be grabed or the butt kanchoed.

The longer in Japan the stronger his powers. however it seems too much use wears on them. ..... OH NO GAIJIN PEREMETER

Novasol 03-20-2005 09:25 PM
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I move onto the next row, a girls row. Breasts Girl is up. "How many comic books do you have?" I ask. "One million" she says in Japanese. I tell her to say "one million" in English, but she says that's too hard. So I suggest she use a lower number, like 4 or 5. "How many comic books do you have?" I ask again.

"Penis" she replies. Great, you have penis comic books.
Well, it's nice to know that random comments about penises transcend cultural boundaries.

Y'know, because of this man, I'm actually considering looking into the JET program now. He says they need English majors (that'd be me), and that you don't need to know Japanese before you go (which I don't... hell, he says it's actually a GOOD thing if you don't know it, because the purpose of being there is to communicate in English).

I'll just have to make sure to bring a cup and an anal bum cover.

rightwhatwasidoing? 03-20-2005 09:59 PM
I'd want to look into this because of him too, but its a long way off in the future before i do anything of that sort.

mxyzptlk 03-20-2005 10:09 PM
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I'll just have to make sure to bring a cup and an anal bum cover.
I've spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover; failing to do so is my greatest regret.

kieas 03-21-2005 09:30 AM
I am a Japanese Teacher
 
Yeah, me too. Only I teach highschool. So yeah, in my version I got grabbed by highschool girls. Everything on this site is totally every-day-oh-it-happened-again normal.

For the race question:

White = superman like gaijin power
Black = superman like gaijin power + instant worship from anyone under 20

Sorry, if your not on the list above, youll have to look for Crypton elsewhere. Or wait, Japan will be your Crypton? Man I suck at being a geek.

The word gaijin doesnt even refer to other asians. They completely ignore most anyone that is the same race.

sasuto 03-27-2005 02:44 PM
what about short white people. that's where I fit in. and you say this is normal. WHY DIDN"T I GET BORN IN JAPAN!!!! ohhh I so want to join the JET program. do you know how one could sign up for in a few **cough**12**cough** years? please PM me


does it say bandwith exceeded for any of you? because I tried 4 different comp.s and everyone say bandwith exceeded

Melfice 03-27-2005 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by sasuto
does it say bandwith exceeded for any of you? because I tried 4 different comp.s and everyone say bandwith exceeded
Indeed it does say so. He posted so and it will be up again 'round April 1st. That is no joke.

ZoneHunter1 04-01-2005 09:58 AM
and it is up today, kept his word.


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