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sasuto 04-10-2005 09:03 AM

owwwww I knew that it would happen but not with a mob of like 10 people. all three failed and he got caught in both areas. all while 2 teachers were watching. that's just sick. I feel sorry for him, kanchoed, dick grabbed and all mutiple times. the best part was all of them shouting out my favorite moves from Naruto. that was just pure awesomeness.

Dragonsbane 04-13-2005 01:26 PM

That is a good reason to wear some kind of protective device at all times while in Japan.

In fact, such a protective device was developed long ago. Over time, as Kanchoers and genital-grabbers became more skilled in their attempts to...you know...these protective devices became more and more protective, and began using better and better defensive systems. Eventually, these protective devices covered the entire body, mechanical suits of great size, armed with deadly weaponry. These were known as "mechs".

Over time, however, the original purpose of these mechs was forgotten, and they became used solely for military purposes...

sasuto 04-13-2005 06:56 PM

ummm... that was just.... WHAT where the heck did you get that Idea for mechs!!!!!!!!

Why would he want people to stop giving him so GOOD advice as in wear a cup.

Man I hate tennis. I just feel sorry for him for having to sit next to the STUPID teacher. who uses a blohorn anymore. but being punched in the dick. man mech's really would be usefull.

**boy comes to grab your dick** "Whabam!!!" **from nowhere out pops your all purpose battle armor and you shoot the little !@#$ for trying to grab you.** ohhh yeah that'd go well with the parents.

Palidin 04-13-2005 07:13 PM

I am forever scar'ed form Jap people

Kima Azure 04-13-2005 07:24 PM

I don't have enough patience to read this AND the story, so rather I'll say someone should make a superhero fic named "Japanese School Teacher" and use the stuff in this site on it. I mean, really, Kancho Sense? That would be awesome for everybody!

Oh, and if you want an idea of what Kancho is, watch some of the Muscle League EX episodes of Ultimate Muscle.

mxyzptlk 04-13-2005 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Palidin
I am forever scar'ed form Jap people

If I were an admin, I'd so be emailing you hentai right now.

Palidin 04-13-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxyzptlk
If I were an admin, I'd so be emailing you hentai right now.

Ive seen the horror of the H
the Jap like or want to have what they make....


In other things.. the wierd students realy want big things...
god curse alot of porn....


Also the guy know people I think... Ive been reading alot of stuff lately

Kima Azure 04-14-2005 03:04 PM

... you are weird. But I think I'm still weirder than you all. HUZZAH!

Novasol 04-14-2005 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kima Azure
Oh, and if you want an idea of what Kancho is, watch some of the Muscle League EX episodes of Ultimate Muscle.

We know what kancho is, he goes over it in good detail...

Really, read the articles.

Kima Azure 04-14-2005 03:41 PM

... I am weird, I told you. Now to go fish the air...


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