iPods are evil! And I have proof!
 

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumo...d_killing.html

Funny just in general. I especially like this line:

"According to Apple’s website, the iPod is partially made of a hard metal plate that’s been praised for it’s resistance to regular wear and tear, like drops and coffee spills."

You can't make stuff like this up anywhere else.

But the real question is, was the IPod still functional afterward?

"He must've been stabbed with that iPod 40 to 60 times."

Wow....you can stab with an iPod? That has got to be a painful death. And killing him because all the mp3s were erased? I suspect its either a lie for some other reason to kill him, because the motive doesn't make sense given how long it would take to hit someone with an iPod 60 times, or she's patently insane.

Wow, she spent three whole months on that collection. That's a lot of time down the drain. She was totally justified in killing that guy. I mean, he accused her of stealing music off the internet. It's not like he slapped her or threatened to kill her or something. Totally justified [/sarcasm]

"Warning: Do not use iPod for corporal punishment."

I gotta agree the guy was an ass. Deleting someone's vast music collection is a serious offence in my books, but death? I've got some problems with this story though. 40 - 60 hits with an ipod? That's a long time to be hitting someone and more than enough time for the guy to fight back. What kind of wimp was this guy? How hard is it to fight back against an ipod wielding girlfriend?? It's also a long time for the girlfriend to be enraged with mindless bloodlust. Everyone loses it once in a while, but Id think after the 20 hit she'd realize what she was doing and back off a bit. The remaining 40 hits whould need cold murderous intent. He must have been cheating on her.

She may have gotten him good with the first strike. Enough to incapacitate.

i love the ipod advertisment in the middle of the page.

Can't wait until they start banning iPods on airplanes.

This is fake. It's a part of LiquidGeneration.com, which in no way is a "serious" site. All of the links on "HeadlinedNews" either don't work or take you back to LiquidGeneration- even the advertisements. No other news [reputable news] source has any story of the like. It's slightly well done, but it's not real by any stretch of the imagination.