Happy Singles Awareness Day
 

Happy Singles Awareness Day to all you unnattached NPFers out there.

Happy SAD to you too.

*goes to listen to sad music and eat chocolate.*

...you know, I've never noticed it had the initials S.A.D.

Well, I'm going to go out with my friends and have dinner. And maybe some DDR. ^^

Heh, Happy SADay! Man, you gotta love a contradiction in terms!

on SAD, I like to cause other couples to break up, so that they man understand the true meaning of this day. Sigh, I'm such an evil person

I actually prefer to think of it as "National Rub it in my face day" personally, but that doesn't have a witty contraction. God I hate Pink Day.

Ah yes, good old Valentine's. I have been playing Front Mission 2 and Actraiser the entire day. ^_^ Single's Awareness Day it is, then!

Here's a nice valentiney* flash for you all. Beware, it's by David Firth, that sick fuck.

*not valentiney

its ok to be single! its not a curse!

without single people, married people would look cool!

and we can't have that, now can we?

I think everyone should get out today and hand out cheasy novelty cards to random beautiful strangers, with their phone numbers inside. Do it for Funka! I'm stuck on a damn ship in the middle of the ocean!

peace, love and happiness everyone!

Funka out

Hey, I'm single too. Don't see me pissing and moaning. Or moaning and pissing. Or pissing while moaning, which usually denotes some kind of sick golden shower fetish act... actually, if I were doing that I probably wouldn't be single.

But I digress--the point is this, there's no reason to feel bad if you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend. They don't validate your existence. You don't need one. There's nothing wrong with not having one.

Besides, it saves you the trouble of all the heart wrenching pain when they break up with you.

Now I'm going to go and try and con someone into bringing me to Hardee's. I love those burgers.

Meh, I just sit at home watching TV and playing video games. It's not so bad being "unattached," as Illuminatus put it.