what do aliens eat?
 

you know, the ones from the aliens movies, or avp. at any rate, dont try to say they eat humans because they use them for host rather than eating them. they just kinda leave them there after the chestburster bursts out...

Well, I think the Aliens do eat human flesh. They attack the marines, ya know. Now, that actual eating isn't shown, but you always see a chewed-on body after the attack, right? Not sure, it's been a while since I last saw a Alien movie.

And the facehugger comes from an egg and then latches on to somebody so the chestburster can occur.

And if you keep up with VG Cats, you know that in order to implant the "chestburster", humans get a face full of Alien Wing Wong... Ugh... *shudder*

Actually if you played AvP 2 you'd know they do eat human flesh to restore their energy, and the chestbursters eat their way out of the humans. Although they do like to eat predators.

But their favorite food is of course the Hardes ultra heart stopping Thick Burger.

I may not know what they eat, but I know what they make you eat. A mouthful of alien wang. You get to feel violated in the last hours of your life before your chest bursts.

Ooookay... you do that.

But anyway, everyone knows that aliens eat fire and babies. Duh.

have you ever seen a fat alien?

no.

this fact leads me to believe that aliens are in fact all on a diet mandated by the psychic connection they maintain with the queen. You see she's a real perfectionist bitch and doesn't want all her minions getting sloppy fat from eating humans who are loaded with cholesterol and saturated fat.

Aliens eat rice cakes and batteries, of that I'm sure.

and yes, you get to taste the sweet flavor of xenomorph lovin' right before you give birth through the ribcage!

ewwww!!!

Space marine walks up, "you asking me what aliens eat? They eat hot lead from ma gun, that's what they eat" alien proptly drops from the ceiling onto said marine. After a short battle the wounded alien begins to feast on the magazines from the marines ammo pouch, then for taste chews a bit on the marine.

That's because they are the alien military. You don't see fat human soldiers either. All the alien civillians are back on their homeworld pigging out on the victims of other worlds they conquered.

Yes I do, and I am in the army. Soldiers do get fat, just not as often. maybe alien fat shows in the crest size "is my crest overdeveloped" "yeah, maybe you should cut back."