I'm making a game 2
 

I made a new thread cuase my other was closed. Just to answer som people's questions. My main character will have a theif sword(dual bladed) and there is no class system. You get characters and they stay the same.

Okay, and you tell us this why? Make another thread for Ultimate Whimi or whatever the hell it was. This is a thread for Drachma's game.

Thank you aeon. I am happy to announce that there will be NO Penguins in my game. Or white mage sheep. Or Cat people. Those things are just stupid.

Here's some more info on Ultimate Whimsy XXIX

Heroes:

Bezo Von Roffesith - A young man obsessed with video games who is sucked into one and has no recollection of it. He is categorized as a swordsman although he has no skills. He starts off with a wooden sword and can eventually wield the legendary sword Masamune (which can be purchased at Phil's Ultimate Ultimate Weapon shop for the low, low price of 5,000,000 gold pieces).

Yezo Kitty - A young girl obsessed with writing who is sucked into a video game with Bezo and has no recollection of it. She has suddenly becomes a cat girl, which she finds extraordinarily cool. She fights with claws and knuckles, starting with her cat girl claws and eventually being able to wield the Dragon Claws (which can be purchased at Phil's Ultimate Ultimate Weapon shop for the low, low price of 5,000,000 gold pieces).

Miranda Lambchop - A white mage sheep from Werozing, she joins the party to aid them in their quest and mostly so they can talk to Kilty McBagpipes at Kilt-town, who has something of a crush on her. She fights with a rod, but eventually can wield the mighty Rod of Yore (which can be purchased at Phil's Ultimate Ultimate Weapon shop for the low, low price of 5,000,000 gold pieces).

Kilty McBagpipes - A Highlander from Kilt-town who doesn't like strangers. A long time Scot, he has always longed to play the bagpipes, but has no idea how. Bezo offers to teach him musicianship and he joins the party. Kilty fights with Bagpipes, starting with a chanter and eventually playing the Pipes Of Godly Might (which can be purchased at Phil's Ultimate Ultimate Weapon shop for the low, low price of 5,000,000 gold pieces).

There are 5 other heroes, but only the following is known of them.

Rhianwen Reader - A Librarian from Copy Village, who is secretly studying the black arts. She can eventually wield the Mighty Black Hammer (which can be purchased at Phil's Ultimate Ultimate Weapon shop for the low, low price of 5,000,000 gold pieces).

Nathaniel Arnold - A mysterious warrior from the barren wasteland that is the future. He fights with guns despite the medieval setting. He can eventually use the Fusion Cannon (which can be purchased at Phil's Ultimate Ultimate Weapon shop for the low, low price of 5,000,000 gold pieces).

Girl - A perky, if inappropriately dressed thief who had inordinately cruel parents. She has duel wield poison tipped weapons that deal greater and greater status effects. Eventually, she can wield the Dagger-Chucks which inflict every single status effect imaginable (which can be purchased at Phil's Ultimate Ultimate Weapon shop for the low, low price of 5,000,000 gold pieces).

Bob - A Dark Elf who hates the universe and wants to destroy it. He suffers from a terrible curse; the higher level he reaches, the worse his stats become. At level one, he is an unbeatable dynamo, but at level 50 he is weak and pathetic. He can wield all of the Legendary Weapons Of Yore (which can be purchased at Phil's Ultimate Ultimate Weapon shop for the low, low price of 5,000,000 gold pieces each). Available after an excrutiating sidequest.

Orawn - A mysterious curmudgeony badass ronin who will seem eerily familiar to anyone who's played Final Fantasy X. He joins the party wielding the great sword Masamune. Available after an excrutiating sidequest involving a missing jug.

Villains:

Dark Lord - A Dark Lord.

Penguin - A Penguin.

More as it becomes available.

FYI to Bezo:
Half of the people, and features you mentioned in your game seem like they need some improvements. It just sounds retarded and a waste of everyones time to hear about it. Your characters seem really stupid, and the whole sucked in to video game shit, lame. very, very lame. You may want to think about scrapping this project and remake another game. And a new title too.

P.S.
Anytime, Drachma!

the_aeon - I apologize for making a game more interesting than you are mentally capable of understanding.

I'd buy the whimsy game.

Except make one of the bad guys a cat...I dont like cats...

Cat people I'm ok with.

Atleast he had the decency to delete the post since it was in the wrong place...

And some of the ideas are intresting, the Dark Elf one is good... A character you don't want to level...

Okay. What the hell are you talking about, Bezo-fag? The game is about an asshole who gets sucked into a game. I think I have a enough mental capablity to understand that pathetic storyline, and to understand that it seems like a waste of time. P.S. The only good idea you had was probably the one someone already pointed out....the Dark Elf thing.

Ok you two, let's not act like five year olds and throw little temper tantrums. No one wants the mods to come in here and be forced to seperate you two...

And who the hell are you to tell me I am a five year-old? uh huh. That's what I thought.

EDIT: Asswipe.