Got an 8-bit of a problem..
 

Heh, 8-bit of a problem.. *Writes that one down* :bmage:

Anywhozit, here's the jigaroo.. see, there's this girl.. I'm pretty sure she likes me and I like her, and she's got a boyfriend see? Now, i'm not one to step it on other's territory, but it isn't quite that simple..

1: We talk alot more then they do. He may be her boy, but he's hardly a friend. Where as she can tell me anything and I her he won't open up to nobody, not to meation he's a bit of a jackass..

2: He's shallow. He's even said that she is uber pretty and that "he'll always be there for her.. unless she gets burned or something.." oh yeah, always there for her sure..

Now this may sound easy enough right? Non-shallow temptation versus jerkhole currency correct? Well again, not quite that simple, I'm no prize-winner myself. Where as he's just a shallow fucktard, I'm a sadistic bastard who DOES get pleasure out of other people's misery. Can't help it.. I was born that way..

Ofcourse he rants about republicans and especialy Bush every five seconds, but then again I rant about how there is just too many damn people and that it's suffocating our precious mother Earth.

"Bush is Hitler!"
"Hey, atleast Adolph helped the infestation problem a'lil.."

As you can see, this girl has a very strange taste in men..

Well, now he's complaining that she talks to me too much and that he wants her to stop talking to me. Big mistake, we all know how girls will react.. "You aint the boss of me! I'll talk to whomever I please!" which IS true. And she is loyal to him which I adore. If I were her I wouldn't have put up with that bullcrap for longer then a second, she is a nice-girl and must see the goodness in people far greater then the average peoples..

But hell's bells, even animals don't like him. And you know animals can sense that sort of thng. Her dogs are always growling at him and stuffs, where as they want me to pet them.. constantly..

Another problem is this girl fealt bad for her best-friend and is trying to hook me up WITH HER BEST-FRIEND. It just gets worse and worse.. -_-

I like this girl.. and her friend I got no beef with, she seems alright..
This girl kindof likes me but is loyal to her bf..
Her bf hates me.. and her best friend.. and I GUESS likes her if that's what you call it..
Her best friend just wants a guy so feels neutral either which way..

She thinks me and her friend would go great together. "You practice witchcraft, she practices witchcraft.." but ofcourse, SHE get's overly emotional and uses magick as a means of "getting back". That's bad karma..

<_< >_> I just do it for selfish reasons like money and power. :p

Oh, and her bf's also been to prison for stealing cars. So I guess my question is what do you think she should do?

Dump that jerkhole and date me the Pagan punk?
Discard me as both her friend and potential love interest?
Avoid both of us like the plague?

I'm leaning towards the third answer, I'd deserve it and I atleast get to see that ass belonker lose as well..

I could give her stupid friend a chance but I doubt i'd like her.. she's too friggin quite.. "She's just shy! Believe me once you get to know her.." maybe I don't want to get to know her! >: /

I really like her, I ussualy treat every girl nice but I can tell I like her cause i've told her things I wouldn't tell normal people. As they can use that information against me..

Perhaps I could pray to the Great Spirit that he gos to jail AGAIN and this time for a long long time.. it's not like we're talking about an innocent fellow here.. :bmage:

Moving to General.

have you tried telling all this to your friend? if you word it right and dont become a blather mouth just saying random things in the middle it might turn out for the better. but you probably should get things out in the open between you two. just so your friend knows shes got options. she may also be seeing something in that guy that youre not. just think about that.

I'm sure she does, heck she sees nice qualities in me and i'm a friggin lunatic!!

Ah, what can I say? She deserves better then either of us, and he was just alot luckier then I was.. He makes her happy, and I do want her to be happy. :(

Belonker? Try "spelunker." That's the word you're going for.

You know, your use of words you don't understand, paganism, arrogance (yeah, those dogs like you and not him, real important), and comments supporting Hitler remind me of a guy named Shane. I sat with him at lunch for a while in high school. I was a lot happier when I went to a different group for lunch, so I avoiding you is my first suggestion to the girl who'll never see this.

My second suggestion is to stick with the convict she has now. High school girls don't want a friend, they want a jerk who, when they ask him what he's feeling, jams his hand into his pocket and says, "My left nut," and her curent boyfriend is suited to that role.

My advice to you is to ask for advice for yourself and not for people who'll never read it.

If I were a girl, I'd avoid you both. You both scare me. The first guy just sounds like a bad egg and you are...I don't know what to say/type. I mean, I'm somewhat of a sadist too, but not enough to hate on people I don't even know for "sufficating the Earth." I agree the population problem is getting out of hand, but I don't think simple destrution of human lives will solve things (Wow, I sure suck at being a sadist. I'm like the Garland of sadistic people.)

The behavior of the people need to change. The rich countrys make too much garbarge. Encourage recycling and advance science to make less garbage. The poor country only have acess to primative technology, like burning wood (which pollutes.) Help them become better countrys and then they catch up with the rich countrys and then they contribute their resources to advancement of others.

Of course, this ideal reform of human behaivior would take a long time, but it is a more desireable alternative to "helping with the infestation." Feh, as if I was some sort of cockroach or something. If everyone bought into this "extremination of the infestion" idea would acctully make things worse for Precious Mother Earth," because we'd have various groups deciding they are the worthiest of life, and then these groups would wage war, revaging the Earth's resources. Some would even profit off the wars, providing weaponry for cash. The groups would make various claims of their superiority of themselves and the inferiority of others, some true, some exagerated, and most made-up. The global community would devolve back into racism and perjudice.

I hope this isn't what all Pagenists are like. I'm an Atheist, and try to respect other peoples decisions in religous matters, but if this is what Pagenism is all about, I'll have to avoid you guys like the Black Death. You can just kill yourself, it'll help things at least a little bit. That last part was just in jest, I wouldn't recomend suicide.

Wow! My first rant! I didn't know I cared so much for my fellow humans! I'll delete it I crossed any lines. I don't wanna get banned.

Solution: Bigamy.

As you can see, the nuklearpower forums are the last place you want to come for actual, legitimate advice. If you like this girl but she's taken, then you have to let her make the decision. Don't come on to her unless she makes it clear she wants somebody else, i.e. you.

Having said that, I don't think this relationship help topic is going anywhere, but I'll leave it open and keep my eye on it. I doubt anyone will have anything supportive for you to say, along the lines of "she luvs u go 4 it d00d". More of "find someone when you are sane".

I would sugjest telling her how you feel about her bf. Just say "Look I think he is bad news for you and you deserve better then him" and state the reason so forth. If she is still listening to you afture that, and not denying everything. Tell her how you feel about her, but make it clear that you wont make any advances untill she breaks up with the other guy.

If she doesnt listen to you, well its no longer your problem. You did your part as a friend, and your really cant do anything else.

wow, this is weird. Something very similar to this happened to me, except I'm the girl and my bf hasn't been to jail and is not a jerk, and the other guy isn't a pagan. But still, it's not very easy when that happens, because I did have feelings for the other guy but they weren't as strong as what I have for my bf. I actually delt with it about a month ago, but my advice to the girl is to decide which one she likes more, if it's you than she should figure out what to do about her boyfriend, and if it's him then there's really nothing you can do about it. Just wait for her, if you really love her all that much then she will either return the feelings in time or get a restraining order.

I'm pretty patient when it comes to love, I'd be more then willing to wait. Heck, even accept defeat if it ultimately makes her happy. It just pisses me off what a jerkass he is.. I mean really, you don't actualy say OUTLOUD that you would avoid someone just cause of the way they look, much less to your fricking girlfriend! >: / Then again I hold relationships as sacred, one of my few moraly uplifting qualities..

I got bored so I did a ratio graph of me and him pros and cons.

CC pros:
Lives a few blocks away from her house.
Digs her friends.
Loves music almost as much as she does.
likes D&D which is sorta like Final Fantasy.
Loves animals and the same cutesy anime she does.

CC cons:
Probably has a major case of schizotypal syndrome.
Probably not the best person to be talking to if you have a Christian ANYWHERE in your family. (I don't mind the religoun, but I can't say for ceartain the feeling is mutual..)
Will probably result in some bad karma somewhere in your life wether it be infact finding the Necrocromicom or selling spirit-boards to children..

Jerkass pros:
Gos to the same class as she does. (I go to the same school to but at a differant time of day..)
Has a job.
Knows math. (Damn him..)

Jerkass cons:
Is a liberal zealot.
Is shallow and biggoted.
Hates everyone she comes into contact with.
Doesn't like animals too much.
Sleeps to fricking much.
Probably only bathes about twice a week.

I'd say statistcaly i'm in the lead.. but eh, stastics can't outsmother matters of the heart. :( Maybe I should get started on her "red and blue conciounces'es".. :bmage:

Well one, if you actually want someone you might try selling yourself a little more... Don't lie about it, but seriously, instead of "pagan lunatic" say "open to other ideals." Just had to throw that in there...

****Sorry If I Offend Any Women****
Until women mature a little more, the jackass will win.. always, hands down. Later in life the nice guys win, and if they wait it out enough and wait for hte jackass to cross the line your fine then as well... But until women mature they want the jackass. They want a guy who has a hurt past or is completley uncouth so that they can fix him. Every women wants a project, they think they can be the one that magically changes him and turns him into the prince that's supposedly inside of him.. Lady, it ain't!

The way you described him I'd say it will never last between the two of them, but then again you are a ltitle biased in the situation so...Also, she may be one of those women who isn't all there and will stay with him forever because she never gets it through her head that she can't fix him, so whatever... Probably won't get too much advice from us since we don't know the situation too well, just from your perspective.

Really don't know if that'll help you, because you so described yourself, however, I'd like to believe your not a complete and total sadistic son of a bi- and have at least SOME nice qualities... And that's saying a lot since I am rarely that trusting in the human spirit...

EDIT: Oh, and D&D is A LOT COOLER then FF

My advice is to not take any advice you find on nuklear power forums.

And with that, I think we can close this. Good luck with...whatever's going on in the original post, Cheerful Coffin. My advice is to read the advice about posting clarity I gave Anauel.