It has begun
 

If you own a cat, perform your civic duty and get rid of it. I don't mean just sell it to a friend or put it up for adoption, that won't solve the problem. I mean destroy it. Put it in a waffle iron, accidently run it over with your lawnmower, use it to test out that new .357 you bought at the gun show. Just end it before it's too late!

It just happened to hit him in his lower torso. The center of mass. I bet you he would have even double-tapped if he had opposable thumbs.

Sounds like this one might be a not-so-distant reliative of Brian's cat!

I don't think you need to kill your cat (looks at cat suspiciously). But just keep the guns stored properly.

My question is, why did he have his gun in the kitchen? Was he planning on tenderizing his steak with a 9mm?

And there's something else strange about the story. The woman from the Marquette hospital said no one of that name checked in. I sense a cover up. A very odd cover up.

I have five cats, and they constantly try to kill me. They do realize though, that I DO feed them, and clean them, so they're kinda stuck, ya know?

Okay. No.

He wasn't shot because he owned a cat, he was shot because he left a FUCKING LOADED HANDGUN LYING AROUND!

What a dumbass, who leaves a handgun on their kitchen counter? Dumbass.

My cat doesn't need a gun...he can use his psychic powers to make your brain explode...I'm unwillingly his eternal servant...
But he wasn't originally a cat, so I don't know if he's in with the cat uprising..

Well for one my cat has never tried to kill me, but I also dont keep weapons around me that can easily be pushed over on top of me or pointed in my direction.

I like my kitty anyway. If I was shot it would only be becasue he missed my dog.

I belive it is a conspiracy started by Scratch Fury, Destroyer of Worlds.

Nah, cats don't want to kill us.

Why would they? They got everything they want because of us. Food, water, shelter, and a bunch of servents to do their every bidding. If you want attention, find the nearest slave and demand it. Want to vent frustration, then find the nearest slave and claw them.

Nah, it might be a rouge group, but I think most cats are happy with their current positions.