Show ussssss, Jade! :p

<smirks> Once again I prove my ability to start brushfire wars.

But since I feel the need to take sides. I agree with MC's perfectly innocent assessment, and frankly, if we feel the need to turn this into that scene from Lethal Weapon 3...or by comparison that scene from MGS3 (hmm...coincidence) Then by all means ;) .

now if you'll excuse me <hides inside bomb shelter again>

*hides a bomb in Wolf's bomb shelter*

How could one have hidden a bomb in a place I just entered and locked down, ah to hell with this.

<runs out of bomb shelter>

<shelter explodes in a ball of fire>

bugger. Welp...back to basics.

<Activates Snake Camo, hides in tall grass, draws knife and .45>

Would you like some steak with that knife? ^_^

*slaps a cut of cold meat on Wolf's face and runs away like Zoidberg*

:confused:

<removes steak, dials up Merchant of Menace website>

<30 seconds later a "surplus" MD-530 scout helicopter is dropped off, and Wolf takes to the skies after Zeph>

Teach you to crack puns at me! And defeat a 100% camo index.

(okay, I admit I may have played Mercenaries too much...)

Pilot: *turns around* Which way, sir?

:)

<action hijacks the chopper and flies it HIMSELF>

(shoulda been more clear)

<10 seconds later. Encounters Zeph still running away like Zoidberg>

<Lines up, fires warning shot from chaingun>

*jumps up and turns plush, grabbing onto Wolf's windshield with sucker-feet* Herrro. =o.o=

You're all insane. That is all

*Is haled away by the nice men in the white coats*