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Packman 03-21-2005 10:53 PM

1,7,9,10 only with Packman, 13,17,37,38,39,43, 46,47, 49 (hey come on how can you NOT have more internet friends than local ones?) 51,52, 56,65,66, (porn + young children= trouble),69,71, 73, 74, 75,79, 83 O DEAR LORD EVERYONES GUILTY OF THAT ONE!, 93, 94,95, 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 (Twice today I PWNED BITCHES 101 on my econ test), 99,103,104,105,106 107, 112,113, 117 BMG doesn’t type fast enough :P I do around 85 words a minute,

119. You tell other people your nickname is your online screen name. Several people I told them to call me Pack.

120. You have over 20 videogames with the same custom name. All Pack/Packman/or Packman_86
Want me to list em? NBA Hangtime Snes, NBA Hangtime N64, Age 2, Age 2 TC, Risk, Monopoly, Space Empires 3, Scorched Earth, YTowers!, River City Ransom, Final Fantasy 1, Monopoly Tycoon, Battle Chess, The Sims, Sim City, Sim City 2000, Sim City 3000, Pokemon Blue, Hangman (A game I typed up for a programming class), Oregon Trail, Nukewar, Offroad.

Bleh I gotta stop typing games with custom names out.

121. You have spent over 10,000 hours playing videogames half of which were online.

122. You have been in the top 100 ranking for an online game with over 50,000 people. Age 2 baby :P

123. You've visited over 1 million websites in the past 4 years.

Zweihander 03-21-2005 11:02 PM

Nazis Hitler Thrid Reich WWII
 
124. You ask the guy who didn't number his submissions to this list to "plz edit your post and number your set list. thanx."

125. You comment about the guy who proved #124 true.

126. You instead comment on #124's use of netspeak.

127. You end the ensuing argument with Godwin's Law.

RedScar 03-23-2005 12:22 AM

128 If the power goes out you lose you will to live

129 You feel that the tolit is to far away.

Minor Dizaster 03-23-2005 12:31 AM

130. Every new year of school you pray for locker #1337
131. Whenever a teacher puts a limit on how many internet sources you can have, you die a little bit inside

Bailey 03-23-2005 07:45 PM

when thigs like this happen you don't know what to do

Roland 03-24-2005 03:20 AM

132/133: You respond to real-life criticism in CAPS.

133/134: You also find a way to bold and italicize said response.

P-Sleazy 03-24-2005 04:49 AM

135. you begin wondering whether post above you counts towards the list or not.
136. you give each item on your list 2 numbers incase it was/wasnt part of the list
137. you mention these...on the internet...as part of a list...on "you know you spend too much time on the internet."

Dragonsbane 03-24-2005 05:41 AM

138. You manage to talk in 1337-speek...offline.
139. You not only manage #138, but also apply #133 and #134 to it.

DFA 03-24-2005 05:49 AM

140. You'd sacrifice your friends, family, and the unborn soul of your first-born child currently residing in the Guf in a dark occult ritual to attempt to summon a long forgotten God of a past age to bend to your will in an attempt to overthrow the very fabric of space and time rewriting it in your own image in an attempt to fulfill Revelations as you believe it to be.

141. You read #140 and it didn't even make you stop for a second.

Gineko 03-24-2005 04:33 PM

OMG, I have absolutely no life whatsoever...

I apply to:
1 7 9 12 13 19 22(sometimes) 23 27(maybe) 29 30 31(not Totsu's) 36 37 39 42 46 47(alot, and most of my RL friends too :p ) 51(all the time) 56 58 60 61 65 69 73 74 77 79 80 81 82 83 92 93 95(lol) 96 98(Chi!) 103 110 123(most likely) 133 134 138 139 141

142. You're parents wake up at 2 in the morning and yell at you to get off the internet

143. You speak in 1337 to 'normal' ppl so they don't know what the hell you're talking aboot

144. Every time you see the number 55 you say "Shfifty-five!"

145. You say "Ziggy boogy doog" to make things explode

146. You are constently quoting Strongbad

147. You stay one a forum for ten minutes and then hit refresh and hope it changes (I used to do this ^ ^;;; )

148. Youve read all the recaps on Video Game Recaps.com. Twice.

149. You have more than 3 online stalkers. (...)

I'm guilty of those, except for 146, that would be some of my RL friends. :p


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