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Bailey 03-22-2005 11:04 PM

It was at this moment, that Martha, from across the street came over and strated yelling.

"Why did you do that? You frightened my little kitties with that loud noise! Now they will never get their beauty sleep, and they will turn ugly, and then they will lose the pet show! It's hard enough to enter 53 cats into a pet show without having them all be sabatoged by you ruffians!"
At this point she seemed to notice the police for the first time.
"They scare my pussies with their loud music all night, and now they are doing this during the day! What is the world coming too? And another thing, Shnoogy Woogums disapeared one day and I couldn't find him, but then when I did my laundry I found him in my dryer, and I don't know how they did it, but I'm sure that's their fault too!"

Robert stared at the woman for a good minute to decide if she was joking or not, and then fell over laughing.

Kima Azure 03-24-2005 02:44 AM

From out of the toilet, a voice came. "I don´t think kitties have beauty sleeps, and they certainly wouldn´t need them with the amount of trash you keep using on them. But then again, maybe they´ll just get skin poisoning and die."

(What? I can act smart!)

Raiden 03-24-2005 05:43 AM

The cops looked over at the crazy cat lady, then looked back at Thomas. Or, at least, where Thomas SHOULD have been. All that was left were handcuffs on the ground. And a small note left by them. The cops picked up the note, and read it aloud.

"I hope you like my Multi-key. It worked like a charm, and didn't make your face turn green. See you guys tomorrow!"

Squishy Cheeks 03-24-2005 05:58 AM

"We still need to talk to your father about his involvement in possible arson." the police said to Harry

Bosolai 03-24-2005 07:12 AM

Jack heard this and came to the policemen. "Arson? I didn't burn down Chicago! It was some cow. Can we go back to dinner?"

Squishy Cheeks 03-24-2005 02:28 PM

"No sir I'm refering to your retirement home, thankfully no one was hurt when Shady thicket burned down"

Bosolai 03-24-2005 08:35 PM

"Oh, yeah, that. What do ya need to know?" The old man said.

Squishy Cheeks 03-24-2005 09:05 PM

ooc: any one want to be the other cop?

Bailey 03-24-2005 09:14 PM

"Hey, where did Daddy go?"

Squishy Cheeks 03-27-2005 04:02 PM

ooc: sorry i've been busy lately.

ic: "Where were you last night sir?" The other cop began to look furious. "TELL US RIGHT NOW OR WE'LL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!!!" the other cop said.


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