Well... there's always this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

It pwns Rocky as far as the "distrubingness factor" is concerned.

Except this guy:
http://img193.exs.cx/img193/4681/hef...er032bw.th.jpg
Edit: Beaten to the punch, I got nothing on Rocky Horror.

Wrong. The Dragon can. (The one in front, not the one in back.)
http://home.twcny.rr.com/jackiechanf...ee-watahhh.jpg
EDIT: Drat. Oh well, my pwnage pwns the RHPS pwnage. I think. If nothing else, he smashes the thing.

http://drizzt.kilobug.org/pics/death.jpg
Death pwns all of 'em. Beat Death, then we'll talk.

http://www.lyndisfarne.com/Rincewind2.jpg

he cheats (and therefore beats) death on a regular basis.

As far as beating death this does it the best:
http://www.foreveryoung-inc.com/imag...n_of_youth.jpg
and thus none can hold a candle to it. (It's the fountain of youth.)

Stupid fountain, you go kabloomie now!
http://img193.exs.cx/img193/3316/fou...nuke5zg.th.jpg

Damn, and I was going to pwn Fountain of Youth with this:

all magic cards shall fall before the power of THE MIGHTY GOGGLES!!!


frig. too big. trying again...

gotcha!!