Black Mage needs to try this pickup.
 

I was in Geometry class today and we had a few minutes left at the end so our teacher starts telling us a story about how he fell in love with a girl and in an attempt to make her love him instead of poetry wrote a Geometry proof:

1. I love you. 1.Given
2. I am a lover. 2.Definition Lover
3. All the world loves a lover. 3. Doris Day postulate (Doris Day was a singer in the 60's or 70's and this was one of her more popular songs)
4. You are the world to me. 4. Definition World
5. You love me 5. Substution Property

As soon as I heard that I thought of BM so I figured I'd share it with you guys :D

An "attempt"? He failed, then?

Very likely.

Sounds more like a Redmage pickup line to me. All mathematical and stuff... BM is more into one liner idiot come ons, like, "My name may not be Fred Flinstone, but I'll make your bed rock!"

Also... judging by the unadultered math-dorkiness of that come on, I'm guessing he failed too.

Yeah... its kind of pathetic. And by "kind of" I mean completely and utterly.

i wonder what a black belt pick up line would look like. but yeah it's more like red mage than back mage.

black mage might say:

1. you love me proof: i'll stab red mage if you don't

but that's about as close as he'd get

Yep, that's definitely more RM's style. Now, all we have to do is find somebody he'll fall for...

:bbelt: STILL NOT GAY!

Actually, I was thinking more of some later-met sorceress, but...

:bbelt: [Close call...]

Genius, this is just the sort of line he'd use.

:bmage: -"My name may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock!"

:wmage: -"And my name may not be Chaos, but I'll still rend your soul asunder and sentence you to eternal torment in the 666 layers of the ABYSS if you continue like that!"

:rmage: -"I think BM is having a bad influence on WM."

Mikorlias Zard

:bmage: - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together...
:wmage: - Awe...
:bmage: - In BED!
:wmage: - ...

Anime Rule #37, First Corollary (why did I remember that?)
 

Also quoting the 3rd of the Newtonian Laws:

You forgot the immediate and sudden reaction of WM to throw down with a Strike from the Hammer of Thor. (a relic from later in the game, but I digress)

-=PakoPako=-