209)You try to get 3 other friends to join you in a journey to rid the world of evil
210)you try to pay everything in Gil.
211)you frequently wear the same clothes for days on end thinking you won't smell
212)you purposely hide your face under a large hat.
213)you enjoy abusing the elderly
213)you speak in Black Mage's voice(guilty)
214)you believe any and all problems can be solved using violence, such as "Creating and 'off' Button" for your talkative friend(guilty)
215)you talk with a sword called Dr. swordopolis(guilty)
216)"What part of being stabbed don't you understand?!"

217) You've tried to explain 8-bit jokes to a non-gamer and looked like a morn. "Because the pie is evil! And he's evil"

218) You've used quotes accidently "You know you can't make an omelette with out...bruning down a forest...or something."

219) You aren't obsessed with 8-bit. You are 8-bit!

220) You've made a fan-comic of 8-bit.

221) You've made the light warriors in DnD

222) RMs logic makes sense to you.I give you this as an eample

I'm guilty of all of those....except 219. I'm a 16 bit Secret of Mana sprite!

I've only one today, but it's long!

223: You can't go a day without doing at least one of the following:
Killing someone.
Stabbing someone, possibly to death.
Creating magickal pain upon others.
Saying something wittily stupid.
Saying something wittily stupid to some hot chick.
Getting hit with a hammer.
Overplanning for an impossible scenario,Then using that plan for a reasonable one.
Stealing everything that isn't tied down.
Cutting the rope of whatever's tied down.
Ensnaring others (or yourself) in a fraudulent conract that screws over it's signer's completely
Rolling a six sided die.
Thinking about swords.
By luck, accident, and rarely through your own natural skills, save the world.
Be stabbed by the crazy guy.
Sacrifice thine enemies/friends/family to cthulu.

...if you've compiled the rules of the DOKEN GAME

enjoy

225: You automatically think cold fusion and fission when you hear fission or fusion.
226: Think of yourself as an 8-bit character, or worse a hybrid of characters.
227: Fighter's logic makes sense to you (take that Jack of Spades).
228: Have ever danced like Black Mage.

229: If BM's definition of "friend" is something you agree with
230: You OWN a RM hat (guilty)
231: You actually own more then one sword (way guilty)
232: You think you can solve problems with BS logic...and it works (guilty)
233: In the blink of an eye, an idiot has outsmarted you (...guilty)
234: You've defeated gravity, thus enabling you to fly (working on it)
235: Fire is one of your only friends
236: Gold is one of your only friends
237: Quest XP is one of your only friends
238: Swords and homocidal maniacs are your only friends
239: You see people only as means to an end

240: You get your Drama group to make 8-bit into a small play. (Currently working on it, waiting for the story to be completed (Yes i KNOW its gonna be a good few years!))

241) You are frequently visited by a talking sword with glasses
242) You enjoy frying dwarves
243) You voted for king steve

244) You read the Salvatore books before and when reading the comics figured Drizz'l was as cool as Drizzt, and sometimes confuse the two (unfortunately very guilty. I luv Drizz'l and Drizzt!)
245) Your friend always says "Man, if I had a nickel for every dime I have, I'd still be rollin in cash" and look around for a knife (incredibly guilty, but then so is he. And plastic knives don't work very well for stabbing people)
246) you read the comics out loud to your little sister after a while because the animations only go so far (I wish I wasn't guilty. Do u know how annoying little sisters can be?)

247: You frequently refer to your car as a deathtrap
248: You have a bumper sticker that says " My other airship is a deathtrap"
249: You have a strange obsession with the word "Deathtrap"
250: Your deathtrap looks a lot like a submarine
251: You sometimes confuse "The Hulk" with "The Sulk"
252: You beat every goth in your school with a large article of furniture, thus severing their gothicular membrane
253: You have a real life character sheet
254: You use a recolored Megaman sprite as your avatar
255: You create topics like, "BRIAN! HAVE MY CHILDREN!!!111one!!11"
256: You overthrew hell
257: You stab random passerbys
258: You find conveinient "Body doubles" in a nearby campground
259: You like evil pie