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Jack of Spades 12-22-2003 09:08 PM

Stupid Siblings
 
Many people have younger siblings and those people tend to think thiers is the worst. Post what they do that pisses you off.

I just had to get my younger brother(12yrs old) get unstuck from the shower doors. He somehow managed to get his hand trapped between the panes of glass with his foot sliding on the inside of the tub.

He also got his foot stuck between the sofa cusions yesterday.

Dante 12-22-2003 09:19 PM

I wish I had a sister. Doesn't matter if it's younger or older.

I'd torment her to the end of time.... eheheh...

Lycanthrope 12-22-2003 10:45 PM

My brother has issues. Not that I don't, but his are serious, not that mine aren't. Its kind of like... ok, our corrispondance always builds into something that often involves a pain for both of us, and trouble for me. And while I usually can see past to this fact, he doesn't. So that's why he's sitting over my shoulder right now threatening to hit me with a coat hanger... IN MY ROOM GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!! now he is eating the coat hanger. Yes... I have many many stories involving him... many many.

Dante 12-22-2003 10:47 PM

Solve your problems with a broomstick. I hate little brothers the most out of all siblings.

Lost in Time 12-22-2003 11:35 PM

I have a little sister. And she's the most talkitve little bitch I have ever seen. All she does is bitch too. Then I yell at her and she tells mom, I get get yelled at, repeat. I tap her across the head, she tells, I get yelled at. And the very light too! I could go on, but then I would feel like slapping her across the head, and I don't feel like getting yelled at right now.

Lycanthrope 12-23-2003 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante
Solve your problems with a broomstick.

I generally have a sword more handy or a staff... usually my bare hands do well enough. He's gotten very good at projectiles, though. But I oughtn't to complain at my brother's innovation. After all it kind of turned into an arms race. He learns how to kick, I learn how to catch people's feet mid air (an ability that has been known to suprise), he learns how to throw things with exceptional acuracy, and I learn how to consistantly knock them out of the air with anything I happen to hold. It only makes me more powerful.

Dante 12-23-2003 08:19 PM

An interesting use for siblings.

I have a cousin who has a little brother. This little brother must be some kind of faggot, because he whines like an unpaid whore about everything, in addition to being a selfish little bitch.

The only thing that's worse than a little brother or sister is an unholy hybrid of the two.

Krylo 12-23-2003 08:59 PM

I little pre-op? Hah. I crack me up.

I have a little sister, and the problem with her is that she can NOT read people's feelings. You know how you can kind of tell when your parents, or siblings, or teacher etc. are pissed off, and that it's a good idea to back off? She completely lacks that ability. As a result she'll try to mess with me, like she'll ask me if she can borrow something and push and push and push when I say no, when I'm already in a pissy mood, or get into huge fights with my mother that I can hear from behind closed doors (and snicker about), because she just doesn't know when to shut up. And of course I can't touch her... for that equals trouble for me... and talking doesn't work because of the aforementioned problem. She doesn't realize when someone is angry.

Although, as a result, I have gained the inhuman ability to intimidate people just by getting out of my chair. Even people as stupid as her. I mean... as unable to read emotions as her. (Not that she isn't stupid or anything.)

Dante 12-23-2003 09:00 PM

Hmm... copuld you post a pic of yourself trying to intimidate someone? I'm trying to collect a pose and expression library... might as well try here as well.

Krylo 12-23-2003 09:05 PM

Eh, I don't have a digi-cam... and even if I did, I'd have to make it a movie (there's a slight sound that goes into it) and someone else would have to take it. Basically, I just have this way of looking rather exasperated... but exasperated in the "I can't believe you're making me kick your ass" kind of way as opposed to the "fiiiiine" kind of way.


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