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Ytoabn 12-23-2003 09:41 AM

King Steve's Theater I
 
Only King Steve would think of Baby Shoes that cry at every step, but I didn't think he was that maniacal, now we know where princess Sara got it from.

PS. I think King Steve read a little too much in to "A Modest Proposal"

Katzedecimal 12-23-2003 10:01 AM

All I can really say about this comic is... "Ack! o.O;;;"

Gotta be the Nyquil talking, man... Gotta be...

fo a'bhuairidh
-==- Katzedecimal

Dante 12-23-2003 10:30 AM

Wonder why KS became so evil all of a sudden. He kills two birds with one stone - depive the people of money AND oppress poor little babies at the same time.

pakopako 12-23-2003 11:36 AM

Not to be modded for double posting...
 
Something that hit me when I read yesterday's rant.

-=PakoPako=-

Sky Warrior Bob 12-23-2003 11:59 AM

If you people really feel like being a moral whiners, and want to complain about Steve's baby shoes, consider this...

Real dead babies don't cry (if they're not killed properly, admittedly they might ooze a bit, but cry, they will not. Not that I know from personal experience or anything *cough*).

Since the shoes actually make a distressing cry, and are rather expensive, I suspect they're made from a Susie Crys & Wets™ doll, and sold by either Akbar or Jeff.

Consider it a new take on the Emperor's new clothes, and leave it at that.

Sky Warrior Bob
- And don't even *THINK* about asking me to do a nude Steve sprite, Brian. There are some levels, even *I* won't sink too.

...

Well, at least not without being paid.

Raiden 12-23-2003 12:25 PM

But, he made them from baby skin. It's scary.

Lost in Time 12-23-2003 12:30 PM

I thought after Gary heard about the baby skin he would go: Damn! You're a freak! Get the hell away from me!

Martyr 12-23-2003 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alien_4_life
I thought after Gary heard about the baby skin he would go: Damn! You're a freak! Get the hell away from me!

I severely doubt that anybody would cross opinions with a man who makes shoes out of baby skin.

I don't find this kind of thing funny at all. It's more along the lines of sick or diseased humor. Some flailing, unsuccessful grapple towards disgusting, false origionality in an attempt to measure up to staff chucks. But even the staff chucks were plagerized, so this comic never should have been.

But at least we know that King Steve is evil as well as guiltless and lacking in all responsibility. This isn't character creation or developement, it's character assurity. Many of us, I'm sure, were asking how far King Steve would go to get something (Whether he really even cares or not), and now we know.

If Brian is thinking like I am, this story will go much farther beyond the fantastic, yet limited, plot boundaries that I origionally assumed for it to go.

Anyway, glad the new comic's up. I kind of live to see it, and I click the link to here every 15 minutes (Give or take a few), so, hooray!


A new comic isn't up yet, now, however. So I'm sad again.

Kurosen 12-23-2003 12:56 PM

King Steve isn't evil so much as insane. And KST doesn't follow a plot, it's just the random weirdness of life in Corneria Castle.

BMHadoken 12-23-2003 01:04 PM

My opinion is that hes not pro-dead babies, he's pro-expensive shoes...

My guess is that if there was a pair of shoes that cost just a buck or two more than the dead baby shoes, he'd buy them...even if they were made out of, say....poo...


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