Capitol N, small Y, BIG *FUGGIN* Q!
 

"The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!"

A day behind the front page rant, sorry, but did anyone else think of "Dennis Leary's No Cure For Cancer" when you read Brian's first experience with NyQuil? (he should also take Sudafed for the full effect.. or just to kill that sinus headache)

Though you could easily do a search the web for the lyrics, I'll just post it and hope it doesn't get marked as spam. Note the material is copyright Dennis Leary, buy the CD because it is hilarious, and go listen to some George Carlin while you're there.

-=PakoPako=-

<edited to remove content not suitable for some of the viewers, yeah, you know who you are :D >

I don't do illegal drugs anymore. Now I just do the legal drugs. Tonight I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroine. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed. I'm telling you right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago. I just came out of the coma tonight before the *fuggin* show! Claus Vanbulo was standing over my bed going, "Denis, get up! There's something the matter with Sunny! Hurry up!"

I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It's the best thing shit ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big *fuggin*Q! I love that *fuggin* Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge *fuggin* Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!"

I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death *fuggin* flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any *fuggin* plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant *fuggin* Q!

NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth *fuggin* step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry *fuggin* Christmas!"

From Lewis Black:

"I like NyQuil, because it comes in two collors. Red, and Green. And its the only thing in the world that tastes like Red, and Green. They've got NyQuil and DayQuil, but it doesnt matter which one you take, because your cold doesnt fucking care what time it is!"

I've heard tell that drinking an entire bottle of the stuff, then managing to stay awake, will produce effects similair to those of acid, or something akin to that. Wild, wild, wild, wacky stuff.

And yes, it does taste like green. There is no other way to describe it. It's flavor is green.

And DayQuil.. I've taken that, too. I'm pretty sure the only difference is the color. Orange. Because I took it, and the next thing I knew, it was tommorrow.

It Tastes Like Burning?
 

Won't that.. KILL you?

I know I've.. uh... seen people chug a bottle of Robitussein, but that just leaves a nasty burning feeling in your throat afterwards.

-=PakoPako=-

Drinking NyQuil
 

Well... For most people drinking the reccomended dose will mess you up because of the mix of Dextromethorphan and the alcohol. But you'll get a lot more messed up if you drink a bottle of robotussin instead of a full bottle of NyQuil because... well, a full bottle of NyQuil can kill you, but will probably just make you throw up what can only be described as "brown flavored" vomit. But if you drink a full bottle of robotussin(better if you eat 2 boxes of sucrets cuz they don't taste like crap, or the robo cough gels they got now) you'll get this really wierd high. Its kind of like... well, nothing else really. For best results do it in a very dark room for visuals.

It's called robotripping. It's really cool after you get passed all the vomiting.

Who needs drugs. If I stay awake long enough and stare at a blank word document I end up getting a similar experiance to what I suppose narcotics would be like.

Lycanthrope.... you're missing out.
However, I do recommend waiting until the rest of us get marijuana legalized. Once it's legal, it'll be a hell of a lot safer to take.

Why wait? *starts handing out free stuff, corrupting the masses* Waiting is for wussies

Meh. I'd do the same thing with morphine if only it were easier to get... ah fudge it...

*Breaks into SCHPSN cabinet and starts dispensing morphine ampoules*