You All Suck. Balls.
 

Seriously.

Just got this today, which means that the Hoody will never come.

So yeah, you all, the people who didn't buy the awesome hoody, you know who you are...

Go suck balls.

Take that, all of you ball-suckers. You've been told.

This ball-sucking. How does it involve hoodies and money? Some 'friends' of mine are intrigued by this 'revolution'.

I don't know.... the "hoodie" thing used in tandem with ball-sucking gives one a morbid mental picture involving foreskin....

*shudder*

I'd have gone for the hoodie myself (the wearable kind) had there been some sort of graphic or something other than a joke that almost nobody I know will get. Then there comes that awkward explaining thing that you have to do when they don't get the joke... which makes it less funny. Meh. It's almost like when I wear some of my other t-shirts. Nobody gets the "There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't." shirt, nor the:

C/DOS
C/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN

shirt.

Yeah it was a cool hoodie, but it wasn't a very well known joke. You'd have to be a really observent nerd to notice it was a gaming hoodie and not a sport one.

That's the whole point of the design! Gaming humor shirt that could pass for a real sports jersey = funny, HELLO I LIKE VIDEO GAMES DO YOU ALSO LIKE VIDEO GAMES t-shirt = not.

What the heck does this mean!
 

What the heck does That meen

Although his quote is quite self-explanatory, I shall explain it.

The River City High School Athletics hoody, which he ordered, and was waiting expectantly for, was cancelled, and his money was refunded. That means that he doesn't get the hoody, and is out however much money has inflated between the time he sent it in and the time he gets it back.

Personally, I would be mad too. In fact, I'd be pretty pissed. If I'd purchased it. But for now, I can only remain slightly annoyed, since I didn't get to even order one.

EXACTLY!

Also, Elminster, I really couldn't care about 'inflated money lost'. I'm 17, no car insurance, no family to support, I bought it on a whim because I got the joke and it was a piece of clothing infinitely more wearable (as in the sense of "would wear in a public high school") than all the other stuff on ZeStuff. Its just...I guess I was kinda hoping that even though it wouldn't be bought by a whole gaggle of people, it would still get made. And then the e-mail...

So, any chance of just the preorders being made? Please?

Man... that hoodie was awesome. I'm trying (in vain, fucking walmart and its fucking videogame cabinets that seduce me like some sort of hot latin temptress) to save money for a new computer, or I would have ordered it.

I shall write ZeStuff a scathing letter immediately!

Actually, I'm too lazy... Elminster! I command you to write ZeStuff a scathing letter.