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Forum: Dead threads 04-17-2007, 06:42 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,187
Posted By GrrBear
What about Mozzerella sticks (MMMMmmm deep fried...

What about Mozzerella sticks (MMMMmmm deep fried cheezy goodness).
Forum: Dead threads 12-13-2005, 02:26 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,974
Posted By GrrBear
Axis and allies, though I suck at it. one time I...

Axis and allies, though I suck at it. one time I was japan and I thought I would be able to redo pearl harbor. well acording to the dice all of my sailors and pilots were hung over from the night...
Forum: Dead threads 12-13-2005, 01:48 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,347
Posted By GrrBear
These days I like either grape lime or cherry...

These days I like either grape lime or cherry lime. We make'em where I work.
Forum: Dead threads 12-07-2005, 12:16 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,934
Posted By GrrBear
Ditto.

Ditto.
Forum: Dead threads 12-06-2005, 12:33 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,370
Posted By GrrBear
But Toastburner remember the Christmas carol...

But Toastburner remember the Christmas carol musical (the one with the uber candle). Ok maybe it wasn't the best one for the warm fuzzy Cristmas feeling but it made you laugh. With that said I like...
Forum: Dead threads 12-05-2005, 11:58 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,511
Posted By GrrBear
I would sell used robots. Everything from Azimov...

I would sell used robots. Everything from Azimov to Starwars, combat oriented or not. Maybe they wouldn't be the best things aroud but everybody could use another robot around.
Forum: Dead threads 11-16-2005, 12:17 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,658
Posted By GrrBear
Ahh Nick. The man could cook. When working he was...

Ahh Nick. The man could cook. When working he was better than any two of us. But his attitude. There is no excuse for acting the way he did. In the end the boss had to get a court order to keep him...
Forum: Dead threads 11-16-2005, 11:37 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 5,352
Posted By GrrBear
Note to self, don't wear shoes while chained...

Note to self, don't wear shoes while chained across the fault line.
Forum: Dead threads 11-14-2005, 12:29 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 5,352
Posted By GrrBear
Or there is always this. Chain my arms to one...

Or there is always this.
Chain my arms to one continent. Chain my legs to another. Make sure that the two continents are seperating (or at least moving along in opposite directions). Let rampant...
Forum: Dead threads 11-01-2005, 12:20 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 5,352
Posted By GrrBear
I have noticed a trend in canibalism throught...

I have noticed a trend in canibalism throught this thread, as I do not wish to die of some horrible disease I will not be attending most of your funerals but instead will... hey who are.. no, no...
Forum: Dead threads 10-31-2005, 12:22 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,843
Posted By GrrBear
You and me both. Though with Foumaffu almost out...

You and me both. Though with Foumaffu almost out on dvd it might happen.
Forum: Dead threads 10-18-2005, 11:17 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,550
Posted By GrrBear
Maybe it's shiney in a really good cotume that he...

Maybe it's shiney in a really good cotume that he want's to show to us in this holiday season. Speaking of which...
How about (going from the sugestions so far in the post) an adopted female ninja...
Forum: Dead threads 10-10-2005, 11:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,090
Posted By GrrBear
I was in another country at the time.

I was in another country at the time.
Forum: Dead threads 10-07-2005, 11:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,090
Posted By GrrBear
Just be careful, Raid+fire=explosion. I found...

Just be careful, Raid+fire=explosion. I found this out the hard way. I thought that some plain cardboard boxes were causing my infestation and I set them outside and sprayed them with much Raid, Then...
Forum: Dead threads 10-03-2005, 11:21 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,522
Posted By GrrBear
Once when I worked as a short order chef. I had...

Once when I worked as a short order chef. I had to clean off the grill at closing. The owner provides free rubber gloves so that we don't burn ourselves, but I thought that they were too much of a...
Forum: Dead threads 09-27-2005, 10:47 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,973
Posted By GrrBear
I would have an army of postal workers....

I would have an army of postal workers. Advantages, they already have their own uniform/transportation, also every last one has years of pent up hostility that he/she is ready to vent on an...
Forum: Dead threads 09-20-2005, 11:51 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,185
Posted By GrrBear
We could make them, but why? I always thought...

We could make them, but why?
I always thought the entire point of a nuclear device was to cause really BIG explosions. Now if you want our troops to become suicide bombers then sure why not develop...
Forum: Dead threads 09-19-2005, 11:26 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,503
Posted By GrrBear
How about the bloat drive? (expand your particles...

How about the bloat drive? (expand your particles across the universe then shrink them again at a new center)
Forum: Dead threads 09-16-2005, 11:31 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,576
Posted By GrrBear
I wonder as to why everybody is obsessed with...

I wonder as to why everybody is obsessed with there being holes in the suits. The last article I read about the space suits (I'll try and find it but I am a bit rushed right now) went into detail...
Forum: Dead threads 04-21-2005, 11:28 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 7,048
Posted By GrrBear
Having relatives who are lawyers make lawyer...

Having relatives who are lawyers make lawyer jokes juast that much more funny.
Forum: Dead threads 04-15-2005, 10:54 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 9,267
Posted By GrrBear
The ability to psycicaly (sp) know stock market...

The ability to psycicaly (sp) know stock market prices 24 hours AFTER they are quoted on wall street.
The ability to always be 5 min late.
Forum: Dead threads 04-13-2005, 11:04 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,327
Posted By GrrBear
Ahh yes the kittens. So cute, and not all of them...

Ahh yes the kittens. So cute, and not all of them grow up to be snobbbish and psycotic. sometimes they become love hungry and greedy I had one that just loved ot nibble on my ear. but time passes and...
Forum: Dead threads 03-18-2005, 02:01 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,482
Posted By GrrBear
Ican't handle pepers very well. Just last week I...

Ican't handle pepers very well. Just last week I bit into a jalapeneo slice and ran around crying like a little girl until I found some milk to wash it away with. But my brother can eat spicy stuff...
Forum: Dead threads 03-11-2005, 01:47 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,777
Posted By GrrBear
No cats don't need guns to kill people, or mind...

No cats don't need guns to kill people, or mind powers, or saws even. Just by running in between my legs while I am walking up or down some stairs, my cat has almost killed me several times. But we...
Forum: Dead threads 03-10-2005, 12:28 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,777
Posted By GrrBear
I don't think you need to kill your cat (looks at...

I don't think you need to kill your cat (looks at cat suspiciously). But just keep the guns stored properly.
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