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Forum: Dead threads 05-11-2009, 06:45 AM

Replies: 8 Sightseeing Views: 3,586 Posted By Mobeus So far I've been dog-sledding in Canada, wandered... So far I've been dog-sledding in Canada, wandered around West Virginia at two A.M. (cops really, really don't like that. I got stopped three times in a half an hour), lounged about Tennessee, worked...

Forum: Dead threads 05-11-2009, 06:19 AM

Replies: 169 #1126: "I'll try." Views: 50,666 Posted By Mobeus 1) If, and more likely when this fight comes to... 1) If, and more likely when this fight comes to blows, if nothing else interferes and the story takes a serious turn, it wouldn't be Fighter that wins. Mostly because, stacked against 8bits general...

Forum: Dead threads 12-02-2008, 09:18 AM

Replies: 23 Bad Habit Views: 1,932 Posted By Mobeus Important thing to remember from your friendly... Important thing to remember from your friendly Delaware-neighborhood jackass: Depending on what it is, cold turkey could be a bad, bad, SUPER bad idea. Take, for example, if he meant smoking....

Forum: Dead threads 10-23-2008, 08:06 AM

Replies: 33 EFTPOS and US Views: 2,202 Posted By Mobeus If they're around, the Commerce Cult (i.e.... If they're around, the Commerce Cult (i.e. Commerce Bank) is fairly good. It's the one I use, and aside from cashing checks on the weekend I haven't had any problems with it at all. My Debit card...

Forum: Dead threads 10-19-2008, 01:54 PM

Replies: 30 Hazing Rituals and YOU. Views: 2,601 Posted By Mobeus in DE: The Black-Out chug. Basically you... in DE: The Black-Out chug. Basically you drink until you pass out and then you keep drinking. The point, I think, is to not remember all the other horrible things you did that night. The Naked...

Forum: Dead threads 08-10-2008, 02:29 PM

Replies: 68 Hilarious Internet Encounters Views: 6,808 Posted By Mobeus In this vein - Some guy: Lawl Commando? U =... In this vein - Some guy: Lawl Commando? U = sux. Has rifle BISH." Me: "ook...Duel outside? And please use real words." Some guy: "Roffle nub, kk." Me: "...I'm going to enjoy burning your...

Forum: Dead threads 08-03-2008, 04:07 PM

Replies: 43 Pantaloons Views: 2,752 Posted By Mobeus Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. 3/4 of the above... Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. 3/4 of the above sentence is fun to say individually, but form some kind of linguistic Voltron-beast when combined, far surpassing its base components.

Forum: Dead threads 08-03-2008, 04:03 PM

Replies: 23 Guys, we have a problem... Views: 1,870 Posted By Mobeus On the plus side, it does make you relatively... On the plus side, it does make you relatively invulnerable to an IP ban. Cough.

Forum: Dead threads 08-02-2008, 09:01 AM

Replies: 43 Pantaloons Views: 2,752 Posted By Mobeus Beebles Cantaloupe, as with a pirate accent... Beebles Cantaloupe, as with a pirate accent it does sound hilarious. Trollop! Does this word evoke happiness and lollipops for anyone else? Just me? Djibuti. I know it's a real place, and...

Forum: Dead threads 07-25-2008, 04:47 PM

Replies: 36 What Do You Collect? Views: 2,453 Posted By Mobeus The candy tastes like amnesia. No pictures... The candy tastes like amnesia. No pictures as of yet, but I got about 20 metal pointies of mine (two swords, rest are knives of varying length and stabbitytude, and a flail. No, I don't know why...

Forum: Dead threads 07-25-2008, 12:38 PM

Replies: 26 Incredibly stupid thoughts Views: 2,041 Posted By Mobeus "Holy shit, what did I do last night?" Because if... "Holy shit, what did I do last night?" Because if I have to ask that question, I know damn well what I did last night. Another one: Me: "Can moose and cows breed?" Friend: "What? No." Me:...

Forum: Dead threads 07-19-2008, 11:49 AM

Replies: 65 #1019: "That's right. Democracy." Views: 10,634 Posted By Mobeus His class is Stereotypical Cliche'd Drizz't... His class is Stereotypical Cliche'd Drizz't Knock-off, a common RPG character ever since Salvatore got printed. The magic is hereditary bonus to your MarySue stat, not a class-trained ability. ...

Forum: Dead threads 07-13-2008, 04:17 PM

Replies: 36 Your personal definitions of words Views: 2,949 Posted By Mobeus Warning: As these are excerpts of real life... Warning: As these are excerpts of real life conversations and the vocabulary of Delaware youth, large amounts of profanity ahead. If you're easily offended, difficultly offended, or able to be...

Forum: Dead threads 07-13-2008, 01:06 PM

Replies: 58 The Store's Website Needs Sprucing Up Views: 7,932 Posted By Mobeus RETURN TINY CARTOON LICH MAN AT ONCE ... RETURN TINY CARTOON LICH MAN AT ONCE ...he was mah friend =/ Edit so this isn't spam: Is there any way we could put the lich man on the earlier happier colored website examples?...

Forum: Dead threads 07-12-2008, 03:40 PM

Replies: 63 Sharing time: User Titles Views: 5,327 Posted By Mobeus My user title has stayed the same since registry.... My user title has stayed the same since registry. Largely, because it was true up until recently, and went with the sig I have (real conversation, actually). I'd like to think beneath the rampant...

Forum: Dead threads 07-10-2008, 04:08 PM

Replies: 85 NPF Usernames: Explain Yourself Views: 6,717 Posted By Mobeus MobeusCrest was actually my second screen name,... MobeusCrest was actually my second screen name, developed when I got tired of The Burning Prince. One too many flamer jokes and a strange, mangled pile of flesh that used to be people I knew later,...

Forum: Dead threads 07-10-2008, 03:29 PM

Replies: 58 The Store's Website Needs Sprucing Up Views: 7,932 Posted By Mobeus The tiny cartoon lich man makes me happy inside. The tiny cartoon lich man makes me happy inside.

Forum: Dead threads 07-08-2008, 04:25 PM

Replies: 58 The Store's Website Needs Sprucing Up Views: 7,932 Posted By Mobeus I was about to post an edit on using professional... I was about to post an edit on using professional colors as well, but CelesJessa not only beat me to the punch but knocked me clean out. Both of those are incredible, and heads and tails better than...

Forum: Dead threads 07-08-2008, 04:05 PM

Replies: 58 The Store's Website Needs Sprucing Up Views: 7,932 Posted By Mobeus Another idea! I get that the green-grey is... Another idea! I get that the green-grey is pretty much the colors of choice, but Liches typically embody a few concepts, especially to anyone that's played DnD or similar - 1) (Un)death 2)...

Forum: Dead threads 07-08-2008, 03:46 PM

Replies: 42 Self-defense Views: 2,704 Posted By Mobeus Headbutt, circle, choke-hold. It takes roughly 8... Headbutt, circle, choke-hold. It takes roughly 8 seconds of high pressure on a wind-pipe in a combat situation for someone to start losing conciousness. 15-20 Is usually a lethal range. I'd advise...

Forum: Dead threads 07-07-2008, 03:44 AM

Replies: 42 Dewmocracy : Excitement! Views: 2,644 Posted By Mobeus I think that chimp was America. Dew is American... I think that chimp was America. Dew is American made right?

Forum: Dead threads 07-07-2008, 03:40 AM

Replies: 32 Hangover Cures Views: 2,042 Posted By Mobeus Eat something, drink some water, sleep if you... Eat something, drink some water, sleep if you haven't, or don't if you've done it too much. Try something stronger (excedrin migraine works wonders for me). If that doesn't do it, consult your doctor...

Forum: Dead threads 07-06-2008, 05:29 PM

Replies: 101 Open Thread Seven: This Time, It's Personal Views: 6,825 Posted By Mobeus That's what it said about your mother! In... That's what it said about your mother! In reality though, it has come to my attention. Pre-Open Thread, the General and Offtopic combined would have at least 6-7 open running topics. Now general...

Forum: Dead threads 07-06-2008, 05:06 PM

Replies: 29 The law versus moral obligation Views: 3,089 Posted By Mobeus Not always true. Look at the racial... Not always true. Look at the racial pseudo-warfare going on even a few decades ago in the US (i.e. the black civil rights movement). In this case especially, "moral obligation" got them hosed,...

Forum: Dead threads 07-06-2008, 03:48 PM

Replies: 42 Dewmocracy : Excitement! Views: 2,644 Posted By Mobeus I can, and do, on a regular basis. So there. I can, and do, on a regular basis. So there.

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