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Forum: Bullshit Mountain 09-30-2018, 01:28 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 9,920
But once in a while, 'gainst judgment that's...

But once in a while, 'gainst judgment that's better,
I return to this decayin' coffin of letters.
A monument to fury, and arguments past,
When I'd don a fedora, and considered it class.

Years...
Forum: News and current events 11-06-2016, 04:16 PM
Replies: 677
Views: 50,793
mIrAcLeS You rang? DD done pulled a hat trick,...

You rang?

DD done pulled a hat trick, flailin' and spastic
Pullin' the racebaitin' "prove i'm not black" schtick
But let's wake up from fake comas,
Peeps come get yo' diplomas
Cuz...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-03-2012, 11:43 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 3,832
Arright, halt. If the crown's up for grabs,...

Arright, halt.

If the crown's up for grabs, like y'all think it is.
Only one nigga deserves to be king of this crib.
Like Jay and 'Ye watch the throne, and you nigletts will find
Shiney's...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 03-28-2012, 07:09 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 3,328
Boy, for you I don't even need to rap. Everyone...

Boy, for you I don't even need to rap.
Everyone knows you say nothin' but crap. (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38196)
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 03-28-2012, 06:49 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 3,328
I'm home, papa Synk, on these dark forum streets,...

I'm home, papa Synk, on these dark forum streets,
And I'll always be home with my Nuklear Peeps.
So while you hide behind your scorn, your words draped in red,
You should cower in fear- soon your...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 03-28-2012, 06:34 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 3,328
SMB ain't got rhythm, the mods ain't got flow? ...

SMB ain't got rhythm, the mods ain't got flow?
They the best we can do? I'm screamin' fuck no!
Comin' back from hiatus to lead us all to the light-
It's the hat-makin' halfie with raptacular...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 02-10-2012, 04:33 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 6,202
NO.

NO.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 10-16-2011, 01:35 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 608
Oh for fuck's sake, Pip Boy, get your head outcha...

Oh for fuck's sake, Pip Boy, get your head outcha bum.
These damn mystery threads are always way too dumb. (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38402)
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-26-2010, 12:41 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
All my love. <3

Oh, hey, look at that, queen douche wants a rap.
I'd put in more effort, but he deserves something crap.
Fenris, fuck you, you huge pile of shit.
You fail at life, and I wish you would quit.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-24-2010, 12:00 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
S dn't chng th dzzl, trn t p a lttl gt lvng...

S dn't chng th dzzl, trn t p a lttl
gt lvng rm fll f fne dm brzzls
Wtng n th bzzl, th dzzl and the shzzl
G's t th bzzck, nw lds hr w gzz
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-23-2010, 11:02 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
Fuck you, Nikose. There's no rap here. ...

Fuck you, Nikose.

There's no rap here.

I just think you should fuck yourself.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-23-2010, 11:01 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
http://i55.tinypic.com/sbh35y.png ...

http://i55.tinypic.com/sbh35y.png



Whatchoo got on your head is pretty damn fly,
So I'll tell you a secret, just between you and I.
Though it's a pretty sweet hat, fezzes are where it's at....
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-23-2010, 10:45 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
Woah, sorry for the wait, all these sick fires...

Woah, sorry for the wait, all these sick fires burnt my laptop.
Much like you burnt my mind with that damm IMP's YACC CROP.
But I'll give you a rhyme before you get any older;
There's your damn...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-23-2010, 10:39 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
Now, McTahr me laddie, that seems quite...

Now, McTahr me laddie, that seems quite detestable,
Askin' for a limerick at this here rappin' festival.
Though I think their quite rude,
I'm in the gift givin' mood,
So I hope you get kicked in...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-23-2010, 10:37 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
NPF's best paramedic is here on the scene, So I...

NPF's best paramedic is here on the scene,
So I think for a change I'll try not to be mean.
So though I think Cassie Cain is pretty damn queer,
I still feel you deserve some holiday cheer.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-23-2010, 10:33 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
As a connoisseur of headwear, I feel the need to...

As a connoisseur of headwear, I feel the need to say,
A top hat on your head? Nigga, that shit's pretty gay.
But I ain't fundamental, that don't mean you're goin' to hell
It ain't nobody's...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-23-2010, 10:24 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
http://i53.tinypic.com/11il2u1.png

http://i53.tinypic.com/11il2u1.png
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-23-2010, 04:54 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
Well, Bard is up first, though he claims he's the...

Well, Bard is up first, though he claims he's the fifth,
I'm thrilled to fulfill your early Christmas wish.
Though your posts are disgusting, and you make us all hurl,
At least you can be happy...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 12-23-2010, 03:49 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,456
Music HAVE YOU ALL W-RAPPED YOUR PRESENTS?

It's the eve of the eve of twelve-twenty-five,
The Haberdasher's back with some holiday jive.
As a gift to you all, here's what we'll do:
You post in this thread, I'll make a rap just for you!
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 11-07-2010, 11:40 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,293
That's just fine. Thank you.

That's just fine. Thank you.
Forum: RP Signups & Discussions 11-07-2010, 10:53 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 6,397
hate texting people that cant spell. its hard 4...

hate texting people that cant spell. its hard 4 me 2 understand their dumbasses
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 10-24-2010, 05:00 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 6,452
Except golden showers, but I don't doubt that you...

Except golden showers, but I don't doubt that you know that,
That's how you make your livin', gettin' pissed on by proletariat.
Hey, could be worse, I guess you do keep it real.
But that don't...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 10-24-2010, 04:49 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 6,452
Communism is a crutch for those small of penis. ...

Communism is a crutch for those small of penis.
Neener-neener-fuck you.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 10-24-2010, 04:34 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 6,452
See what you made me do? This is why no one will ever love you.

If I didn't know better, I'd ask if you rang,
but even you ain't drunk enough to want this to hit the fan.
But you asked for the turtle, you referenced the shades,
Now R.H. is here, and you best...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 10-01-2010, 06:12 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 5,356
POS has gone crazy, insinuatin' that I'm lazy, ...

POS has gone crazy, insinuatin' that I'm lazy,
Sure I wasn't rappin', but your judgement is hazy.
Tossin' out bans to the left and the right
Actin' like a big man, thinkin' that I won't fight....
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