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Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-23-2013, 04:55 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 4,909
No, look I just wanted to give him some...

No, look I just wanted to give him some appreciation. I know all you fucks think poop jokes/dave shatelle is the height of comedy but we've had a very subtle, genius masterclass and nobody was...
Forum: Playing Games 01-23-2013, 02:51 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 774
Smash Bros is all about controlling the item drop...

Smash Bros is all about controlling the item drop spaces and making good use of items. It'd be dumb with no items.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-23-2013, 02:40 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 4,909
Never drop the facade Snake. Never drop it. I...

Never drop the facade Snake. Never drop it. I salute you soldier. You are providing the only guaranteed laughs in here and for that I thank you. I've mocked you in the past but that was mostly...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-23-2013, 10:59 AM
Replies: 170
Views: 4,909
He's not your friend. Have you ever seen Dinner...

He's not your friend. Have you ever seen Dinner of Fools?
Forum: Playing Games 01-23-2013, 10:13 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 774
When they play poker they should give everyone...

When they play poker they should give everyone the same hand, bridgestyle, so only skill matters.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-23-2013, 06:09 AM
Replies: 170
Views: 4,909
Yes. Snake's current incarnation as the parody...

Yes. Snake's current incarnation as the parody of a internet social justice fanatic is the most hilarious thing since Andy Kauffman and I want to study at his feet.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-23-2013, 03:52 AM
Replies: 170
Views: 4,909
Have we established why Snake hates Baltimore so...

Have we established why Snake hates Baltimore so much yet?
Forum: Media Consumption 01-22-2013, 06:42 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,178
Hahahaha. That was about as funny as a Dave...

Hahahaha. That was about as funny as a Dave Chappelle sketch.
Forum: Media Consumption 01-22-2013, 05:45 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,178
A little bit of fry and laurie says you're full...

A little bit of fry and laurie says you're full of shit
Forum: Playing Games 01-22-2013, 03:31 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 119
It has the one thing I look for in games- the...

It has the one thing I look for in games- the ability to kick people.
SMARTY SEAL OF APPROVAL
Forum: News and current events 01-22-2013, 04:30 AM
Replies: 168
Views: 5,189
No wait we are all in the second amendment right-...

No wait we are all in the second amendment right- you can have a gun but you have to shoot at least 1 government official for every gun you buy.
Forum: Playing Games 01-21-2013, 06:39 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 774
Anything goes. Except screen-watching. That's...

Anything goes. Except screen-watching. That's what Hitler does.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-21-2013, 04:35 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 4,909
Don't lie to us Snake. You are naked right now...

Don't lie to us Snake. You are naked right now aren't you?
Forum: News and current events 01-21-2013, 04:11 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 5,189
We give the rich people all the guns but the poor...

We give the rich people all the guns but the poor people all the bullets
Forum: Playing Games 01-21-2013, 03:52 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 722
Wednesday is pub quiz night. You're in our team,...

Wednesday is pub quiz night. You're in our team, you should know that.

Oh wait, I'm crashing a party this saturday- can someone tell me when this in real time? I will be predrinking so can call...
Forum: News and current events 01-21-2013, 03:51 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 5,189
Wait I've got a solution, you can get a gun but...

Wait I've got a solution, you can get a gun but only if you earn below the poverty line. I think that solves all problems pretty neatly.
Forum: News and current events 01-21-2013, 03:40 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 5,189
when you paint "criminals" as a seedy underclass...

when you paint "criminals" as a seedy underclass of people constantly trying to break into YOUR house and steal YOUR stuff you are a right wing psycopath. Deal with it.
I didn't address the rest of...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-21-2013, 03:11 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 4,909
He is training to be a lawyer. Like that is a...

He is training to be a lawyer. Like that is a conviction right there. I should be a lawyer.
Forum: News and current events 01-21-2013, 03:08 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 5,189
Hahahahahahahaha yes the easiest target is the...

Hahahahahahahaha yes the easiest target is the rich white dude who is statisically the most likely to own a gun. Oh man.
Forum: Playing Games 01-21-2013, 02:54 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 722
AM I playing a game?

AM I playing a game?
Forum: News and current events 01-21-2013, 02:51 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 5,189
I don't know anymore. I thought gross stupidity...

I don't know anymore. I thought gross stupidity could kill too but you seem to be doing alright.
Forum: News and current events 01-21-2013, 02:43 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 5,189
That is why my filter will force them to confront...

That is why my filter will force them to confront this- I'm going to change it each week so it is a new reason for comitting "crimes".
Forum: News and current events 01-21-2013, 02:35 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 5,189
You are never right

You are never right
Forum: News and current events 01-21-2013, 02:25 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 5,189
I think its your outrageous slur campaign...

I think its your outrageous slur campaign actually.
Forum: Media Consumption 01-21-2013, 02:23 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,178
It still wans't very good but it was different.

It still wans't very good but it was different.
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