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Forum: Bullshit Mountain 04-14-2012, 06:22 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 806
Posted By Darth SS
I wrote a final exam on Friday the 13th. Some...

I wrote a final exam on Friday the 13th. Some guys on my hockey team said it was okay, because I wear number 13, so it's actually kind of lucky. I corrected them, saying I wore 20 this year because...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 03-17-2012, 06:15 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,943
Posted By Darth SS
My hockey team has our first playoff game...

My hockey team has our first playoff game tonight. We are playing at 6:45. The plan is to leave from the rink and go to a pub. So, essentially, the plan is to sweat out 5 pounds of water weight and...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 02-26-2012, 08:53 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 4,618
Posted By Darth SS
Cocksmash McIrondick

Cocksmash McIrondick
Forum: Playing Games 02-18-2012, 06:52 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 689
Posted By Darth SS
Have you ever seen the E3 demonstration? Which...

Have you ever seen the E3 demonstration? Which prominently featured the quote "Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?" It makes it look pretty darn good, I must say. It's right here. Go...
Forum: Playing Games 02-15-2012, 04:34 PM
Replies: 828
Views: 49,365
Posted By Darth SS
This is the part that kept running through my...

This is the part that kept running through my head. I don't know why this notion exists that because her uniform/costume/gym clothes now features a deep v in her shirt that automatically she must...
Forum: Playing Games 02-15-2012, 03:44 PM
Replies: 828
Views: 49,365
Posted By Darth SS
So, I just witnessed a rather stupid discussion...

So, I just witnessed a rather stupid discussion on campus. And I'm forced to ask this mostly because I don't want to read through the whole thread again.

Why are people so mad about Vega and...
Forum: Crowd favorites 02-12-2012, 08:10 PM
Replies: 2,885
Views: 427,594
Posted By Darth SS
N-aE5oszXyQ

N-aE5oszXyQ
Forum: Playing Games 02-11-2012, 09:16 PM
Replies: 828
Views: 49,365
Posted By Darth SS
So after watching my sister play through the...

So after watching my sister play through the demo, there is one commentary I can offer.

The whole glowing-orange-magic-wrist-sword thing? That animation is so broken. It's boring, it takes too...
Forum: Playing Games 02-08-2012, 08:36 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 3,325
Posted By Darth SS
Psychonauts needs a sequel like Resident Evil...

Psychonauts needs a sequel like Resident Evil needs to have never had a movie made. In other words, BADLY.

Seriously, superlatives fail to describe the smile this brought to my face. Superlatives...
Forum: Playing Games 02-07-2012, 12:50 PM
Replies: 828
Views: 49,365
Posted By Darth SS
I want Bioware to continue to churn out wonderful...

I want Bioware to continue to churn out wonderful games. I want Mass Effect 3 to continue to dazzle and amaze me. I want to believe, I really do. But when your company says you want to "patch the...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 02-07-2012, 12:46 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 4,593
Posted By Darth SS
This isn't fair. I'm pretty sure I've been around...

This isn't fair. I'm pretty sure I've been around here longer than Seil. Why don't I have a tag? Is it because I'm not enough of a morally depraved human being? Do I just have to be morally depraved?...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 02-03-2012, 07:04 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 4,593
Posted By Darth SS
http://i.imgur.com/Zjwo4.gif Yeah, let's...

http://i.imgur.com/Zjwo4.gif


Yeah, let's go with that.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 02-03-2012, 07:02 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,251
Posted By Darth SS
Follow the cash. Follow the sweet sweet rivers of...

Follow the cash. Follow the sweet sweet rivers of cash, coursing forth from Saudi Arabia. Emerge from your journey through the desert of academia and discover the oasis of money that awaits.

Then...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-26-2012, 12:42 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,390
Posted By Darth SS
I do indeed wear a watch. It was a gift from my...

I do indeed wear a watch. It was a gift from my dad for my high school graduation. Currently the battery is dead for it has not adorned my wrist for a couple of weeks, but as soon as I get a chance...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-17-2012, 12:07 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,573
Posted By Darth SS
Just a follow up to my last post. Today it...

Just a follow up to my last post.

Today it is -38C in Saskatoon. With wind chill it feels like -42. The sun didn't rise until 9:15AM.

Fuck your warm climates.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-15-2012, 06:41 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,573
Posted By Darth SS
HA HA HA Do you know how cold it is in...

HA HA HA

Do you know how cold it is in Saskatoon today? Seriously, do ya? Let me tell you, with wind chill it feels like -29C. Yesterday at this time, we had no snow. None. Zip. Zilch. Nada....
Forum: Crowd favorites 01-15-2012, 06:31 PM
Replies: 2,885
Views: 427,594
Posted By Darth SS
VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK CsKbSmwIToo My...

VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK

CsKbSmwIToo

My friends and I have been laughing at this for years, and I feel NPF should join.
Forum: Crowd favorites 01-12-2012, 07:21 PM
Replies: 2,885
Views: 427,594
Posted By Darth SS
2nxlFd_PZPs So...I've had a long-standing...

2nxlFd_PZPs

So...I've had a long-standing tradition wherein I talk down to a lot of chinese martial arts. My two main critiques of Wing Chun was that it falls apart against someone trying to bully...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-08-2012, 08:11 PM
Replies: 223
Views: 14,472
Posted By Darth SS
Hey! She's serious guys. Start behaving, or I'll...

Hey! She's serious guys. Start behaving, or I'll take everyone to Disney World in her stead, but the only ride you may enjoy is "It's a small world after all." That'll learn ya'.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-08-2012, 08:09 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 900
Posted By Darth SS
Isn't that kind of the opposite of why people get...

Isn't that kind of the opposite of why people get cats? Does he not fall on his feet?
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-08-2012, 06:04 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 637
Posted By Darth SS
http://i.imgur.com/mxgxd.gif You have made...

http://i.imgur.com/mxgxd.gif

You have made me so excited for the future.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-06-2012, 10:25 AM
Replies: 372
Views: 16,157
Posted By Darth SS
I just want you to know that you have ruined that...

I just want you to know that you have ruined that picture for me. Forever. I used to think it was funny, but now it just sends a weird chill up and down my back.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-05-2012, 03:30 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 900
Posted By Darth SS
Pets and why we love them

How many 'round these parts either have or have had a pet? A dog or cat or rabbit or guinea pig or velociraptor? Ever notice how they always have "that one story" which always make them stick out in...
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-04-2012, 05:33 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 6,916
Posted By Darth SS
Yesterday, I scored a sweet goal on a penalty...

Yesterday, I scored a sweet goal on a penalty shot in a hockey game. As my celebration, I Tebow'd. Even the other team thought it was hilarious.

Thank you, internet.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 01-02-2012, 01:38 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,301
Posted By Darth SS
Here's a crazy idea. Write down why you're...

Here's a crazy idea.

Write down why you're applying.
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