Bwahahahahah! Perfect! Sheer perfectness on that queen!
Diary of Thadius, Mayor of Workgill
Unknown date
That unicorn. Somethin's not right about it.
...I vote we kill it and eat it. Problem solved.
Also, for some reason, the overseer turned the pump on and left it that way.
...I just hope he isn't planning to make a water-based weapon. That could end badly for the fort.
3rd Slate, 59
We're diggin' under the river of undead and damned creatures so as to get at the other side.
...Does nobody else see the problem with this plan?!
8th Slate, 59
Guess not. Oh well. More work to do. So long as I don't get bitten by a spi-
*Venom covers the rest of the page*
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ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.
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