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Originally Posted by Tev
I...I want mind control powers.....but I don't want to make my girlfriend sad....what do I do!?
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Use your mind control to make her have a sex change operation.
EDIT: No, wait. Mind control her into turning gay so that she has mind control and to get turned on by gays, then make her mind control you into turning gay and raping you.
I kinda wanna see how confusing I can make this.