[Loki, The Fallen]

When it comes to "driving", Orlando has actually been the most frightening place that I've witnessed. Visiting a friend of mine who lives there, riding back from the airport I witnessed 3 accidents occur. Not minor fender benders, more like full speed collisions into the back end of other vehicles. The weather conditions? Sunny, 80°, and traffic was light. It's like the Florida license plates are engineered with massive electromagnets that cause every possible vehicle to rear-end the one in front of them. If I ever drive there myself, it'll be in either a WWII era Jeep or a Desert Storm Surplus Humvee. With spikes. And a cow-catcher. And a 120mm smooth bore.

...not that the PRV is any better. Apparently this year people forgot what Ice was. Or maybe the state was handing out free lobotomies. I think currently we are up to 200+ significant motor vehicle incidents this month. But at least here they tend to just fly off the road, making them no longer a hindrance. Of course, at least 10% of this could be attributed to poor road maintenance, but that's another subject.

So I stand with you Virginia, you are by far not the worst offenders!