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Originally Posted by Bob the Mercenary
I fucking hate you. |
You keep away from us what with your pornography-addicted horny old man computer virus infecting your computer machine!
Now we're all gonna have to wear our special bio-suits when we visit these fine forums!
All because of you, you infectious harlot! With your multiple downloads, porn and Viagra! Next thing we know you'll be replaced by a Mexican medicinal spambot, and we won't suspect a thing! Then bam! We're all infected and having to explain to our significant others why our computers are downloading donkey porn, pictures of Frida Kahlo, and south-of-the-border knockoff drugs for various sexual dysfunctions!
Is that what's going on Bob! Is that what you're cunning plan is?! Act all nice and drunk, but you're really a bandito spambot wanting to cross our borders and rape our women and corrupt our youth with your strange customs! We won't suspect a thing until the spambot starts posting liberal viewpoints about how it'd be great if we allowed spambots to flood into the country! We wouldn't suspect a thing and it'd be your fault Bob! All your fault you infectious spambot!