"I want a Monterey Jack sandwich." "You want a cheese sandwich?" "No, I want meat." "What kind?" "MONTEREY JACK!"
- A good buddy of mine, quite drunk at Subway.
"I'm getting wheel-barrow drunk tonight." "Awesome, let's go get wheelchair'd."
- Another two friends.
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I would kill all the puppies.
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