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Unread 01-20-2010, 09:15 PM   #10
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“It would be impossible for you to steal a tiger tank, therefore I suspect you.” ~ Colonel Wilhelm Klink (Hogan's Heroes)

“I will throw those men into the cooler for the rest of their lives. Even after the war. Even if we lose!” ~ Colonel Wilhelm Klink (Hogan's Heroes)

“Giant rats? It's like the start of every bad adventure tale my grandfather used to tell.” ~ Ser Gilmore (Dragon Age)

Sten: People are not simple. They can not be defined for easy reference in the manner of: “the elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty.”
(Dragon Age: Origins)

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“If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are.” ~ Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
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