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mauve · 01-22-2010, 02:01 AM

NOOOOOO, NOT THE CRAZY MAYOR!! D:

Awww, I'm sorry this didn't work out with your schedule, Kerensky. I enjoyed reading your entries!

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FROM THE DIARY OF HER ROYAL MAJESTY QUEEN MAUVE, RULER OF WORKGILL AND SURROUNDING AREAS, AND EMPRESS OF ALL SHE SEES

4th SLATE

We are pleased that the new Overseer has finally understood the importance of statuary in Our royal rooms. We believe we are also the only Queen in the world to own a Royal Pony Treasure Chest. Clearly, having one of Our Royal Ponies fused to the lid of a treasure chest improves its fanciness by a significant amount.

We shall celebrate Our accomplishment with booze now.

5th SLATE

We take back what we said yesterday. This whole Pony thing is stupid and useless. For one thing, the pony is now significantly taller than Us, and We don't like that kind of uppity attitude in our Royal Pony Squad. Secondly, the pony is not actually fused to the lid. It's just sort of standing there, refusing to come down. We will not tolerate such shoddy craftsdwarfship in Our kingdom! And thirdly, in addition to the mess the pony makes, it also renders the chest useless, as We cannot open it with the added weight to the lid. This infuriates Us. If We remember, We will have the insolent wretch-pony put to death for its insubordination tomorrow.

We'd do it now, but the Overseer has decided to acknowledge Our very subtle hints that Our dining hall is getting cramped and needs more wealth stashed in it. Took him long enough.

Yay, bigger dining hall! A booze celebration is in order!

18th SLATE

There was something We were supposed to do today... Whaaaaat was it? Putting something to death? Oh well. We are too angry to be bothered with that right now.

This Overseer has no respect for his Queen. How dare he suggest that We use the treasure chests We already have instead of forcing him to make Us some new ones? The nerve! And then he just runs off in the middle of our conversation just because some tunnel collapsed somewhere. Who cares if someone died?! WE ARE QUEEN AND WE DEMAND RESPECT!

Oh, he is so totally going on Our "To-Kill" list! Right after We go yell at that craftsdwarf over there. He's not making treasure chests nearly quickly enough!

18th SLATE--- later

Where did that Overseer go?
Our dining hall won't decorate itself!

Also, that creepy fellow with the book seems less creepy all of a sudden. Maybe we'll take his name off the Kill list and move Kerensky's up one.

01-22-2010, 02:01 AM	#427
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	NOOOOOO, NOT THE CRAZY MAYOR!! D: Awww, I'm sorry this didn't work out with your schedule, Kerensky. I enjoyed reading your entries! ----------------------- FROM THE DIARY OF HER ROYAL MAJESTY QUEEN MAUVE, RULER OF WORKGILL AND SURROUNDING AREAS, AND EMPRESS OF ALL SHE SEES 4th SLATE We are pleased that the new Overseer has finally understood the importance of statuary in Our royal rooms. We believe we are also the only Queen in the world to own a Royal Pony Treasure Chest. Clearly, having one of Our Royal Ponies fused to the lid of a treasure chest improves its fanciness by a significant amount. We shall celebrate Our accomplishment with booze now. 5th SLATE We take back what we said yesterday. This whole Pony thing is stupid and useless. For one thing, the pony is now significantly taller than Us, and We don't like that kind of uppity attitude in our Royal Pony Squad. Secondly, the pony is not actually fused to the lid. It's just sort of standing there, refusing to come down. We will not tolerate such shoddy craftsdwarfship in Our kingdom! And thirdly, in addition to the mess the pony makes, it also renders the chest useless, as We cannot open it with the added weight to the lid. This infuriates Us. If We remember, We will have the insolent wretch-pony put to death for its insubordination tomorrow. We'd do it now, but the Overseer has decided to acknowledge Our very subtle hints that Our dining hall is getting cramped and needs more wealth stashed in it. Took him long enough. Yay, bigger dining hall! A booze celebration is in order! 18th SLATE There was something We were supposed to do today... Whaaaaat was it? Putting something to death? Oh well. We are too angry to be bothered with that right now. This Overseer has no respect for his Queen. How dare he suggest that We use the treasure chests We already have instead of forcing him to make Us some new ones? The nerve! And then he just runs off in the middle of our conversation just because some tunnel collapsed somewhere. Who cares if someone died?! WE ARE QUEEN AND WE DEMAND RESPECT! Oh, he is so totally going on Our "To-Kill" list! Right after We go yell at that craftsdwarf over there. He's not making treasure chests nearly quickly enough! 18th SLATE--- later Where did that Overseer go? Our dining hall won't decorate itself! Also, that creepy fellow with the book seems less creepy all of a sudden. Maybe we'll take his name off the Kill list and move Kerensky's up one. __________________ Yoo Hoo! Last edited by mauve; 01-22-2010 at 04:08 AM.